Mom (TV Series)

A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress (2018)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Bonnie : [to Rita]  There has to be a way that Mr. Munson can keep his home and you can get the rent you so richly deserve.

  Adam : [to Christy]  This is getting to be more and more like "Ski Academy".

• Bonnie : [to Rita]  Maybe the part of you that's okay with throwing a blind man out on the street is the part that your husband ran screaming from!

• Rita : I'm not a monster, but there's a boy on the 3rd floor with a bunny that *has* to go.

  Bonnie : You got it, the kid's out of here.

  Rita : I meant the bunny!

  Bonnie : Oh, even better!

• Bonnie : [carrying a rug]  These things are a lot lighter without a dead body in them!

• Bonnie : Are you a cop?

  Rita : Do I look like one?

  Bonnie : The good ones never do.

• Bonnie : Watch your step, Mr. Munson, I'm on a ladder here.

  Mr. Munson : Finally hanging yourself?

• Wendy : I would've fired you a week ago.

  Christy : I would've fired you years ago.

  Jill : I would've never hired you.

  Bonnie : Well isn't that great? Everybody's ganging up on me, well I don't have to sit here and take this.

  [gets out of the booth] 

  Bonnie : Waitress! I'll take my Taco Bowl in the ladies' room!

• Rita : I made it clear I'm not paying for any extra help.

  Bonnie : You're not. I'm paying him in sex and her in Doritos.

  Christy : Cool Ranch. Family size.

• Rita : I'm not a monster. I'm scared, I'm divorced, I haven't worked for 32 years and now I have to run this building. Is this who I am now?

  Bonnie : No, no, it's just what you're doing on the way to becoming what you are. It's not Mr. Munson's fault you're not doing what you want anymore than it's your fault I'm not doing what I want.

  Rita : What?

  Bonnie : It made more sense in the ladies' room.