Extra Ordinary (2019)

Will Forte: Christian Winter

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Quotes 

• Martin Martin : Sarah! What have you done to her?

  Rose Dooley : Yeah and give me back my scrunchy!

  Christian Winter : Can't I just sacrifice a virgin in peace?

• Astaroth the Demon : You have broken our contract. Now we will feast on your soul!

  Christian Winter : I-I-I sent you a virgin. I followed instructions, my lord.

  Astaroth the Demon : Did you really think you could deceive us?

  [points at Sarah] 

  Astaroth the Demon : She is no virgin!

  Christian Winter : What?

  Martin Martin : What? Yes she is.

  Sailor Dooley : Uh-oh.

  Martin Martin : Sarah, is that true?

  Sarah Martin : Ahh...

  Martin Martin : My precious flower...

  Sailor Dooley : Deflowered more like, Martin

• [Christian enters the room and sees the girl he intended to use for as a sacrifice has exploded] 

  Christian Winter : Ohh! The virgin! What on God's green earth did you do?

  Claudia Winter : What? I went in to ask her something and she kind of exploded and fell apart. It'll still work, yeah? I just sacrificed her a bit early.

  Christian Winter : The moon is tomorrow night - the ceremony can only happen then. Now I shall have to procure another virgin!

  Claudia Winter : I said, "Sorry!"

• [speaking to his manager on the phone] 

  Christian Winter : Bernard, old friend. We're in the final stages here. It's all been surprisingly easy. I did the incantation to summon the chosen girl and as if by, well, magic, she arrived. Oh, the book's power is really quite impressive.

  [Christian enters a room where a high school-aged girl is levitating over a pentagram drawn on the floor of the room] 

  Christian Winter : After the sacrifice, I'll send you the new album.