Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)

There (2019)

Adam Devine: Sam

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Quotes 

• Guy : Why do you have so many aliases?

  Sam : Because nobody's... nobody's ever wanted me to stay the same person before.

  [Guy glares suspiciously at Sam] 

  Sam : Nobody's ever stuck around long enough.

  Guy : Well, there's a reason nobody's ever stuck around this long, Sam. Believe me, I know. Because I've tried. I've tried you as a friend, and you don't fit. You don't fit anybody. Not even your own mother.

• Guy : I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!

  Sam : [desperately]  But you could!

  Guy : I could not, would not, on a boat!

  [He pounds the offending food with his free hand] 

  Guy : I will not, will not, with a goat! I will not eat them in the rain!

  [He hurls the dish at a wall] 

  Guy : I will not eat them on a train! I do not like them here or there! I do not like them anywhere! I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam! I! Am!

  [Sam and Mr Jenkins exchange glances] 

  Sam : So... that's a no?

  [Guy wails in frustration] 

  Sam : Okay. I know you're not happy about the little setback in our relationship.

  Guy : We have no relationship. It's not us I'm worried about.

  [Guy presents the piece of paper with Michellee's phone number on it] 

  Sam : I'll tell her you're innocent. She'll believe me.

  Guy : Oh, really, Mr. Furry Foot Bandit? Who's she supposed to believe? Hector Jive? Bamboozle McHoaxypants?

  Sam : I only use Bamboozle McHoaxypants for hotels.