- Mona Wu: [after sniffing Zari] I think my sense of smell has improved because of Wolfie, and you smell exactly like... Nate.
- Zari Tomaz: No, I don't.
- Mona Wu: It's definitely Nate! Nate and something else.
- [sniffs]
- Mona Wu: Arousal?
- [Charlie laughs]
- Zari Tomaz: No, I don't. I mean, Nate, that would be wrong and...
- Sara Lance: He likes you.
- [off Zari's look]
- Sara Lance: He confessed it when he swallowed the truth bug.
- Zari Tomaz: We're so not passing the Bechdel test right now.
- Sara Lance: It's okay to talk about guys sometimes.
- John Constantine: You feel the energy in this room? It's like sitting on a keg of dynamite. You see, wakes are notorious soft spots where the supernatural meets the living world. You see Nate's aunt? That particular prayer is to ward off evil spirits. And hey... covered the mirrors, so the bad lads can't get in.
- Ray Palmer: Well, that's creepy.
- John Constantine: Yeah, well, "creepy" is my business.
- [a lamp flickers]
- John Constantine: And it looks like business is good.
- Nate Heywood: [Nate is alone with Hank's open casket] Nate:
- [sighs]
- Nate Heywood: Ah, Hank. I have so many questions. You weren't torturing magical creatures, you were training them to be in a theme park. That is nuts. But I gotta respect you for dreaming big. It was your moonshine, your way of risking it all to make the world a better place.
- [getting emotional]
- Nate Heywood: I was so wrong about you. At the end of the day, you were just as wacky and well-intentioned as any Legend. And I wish I had a chance to get to know that side of you. I'm gonna miss you. I love you, Hank... I love you, Dad.
- Zari Tomaz: [under the influence of Kamadeva's magical music] In the morning, we should go ask the parson to marry us.
- Coachman: [surprised, amused] A Christian wedding? For a Muslim woman and a Hindu man?
- Zari Tomaz: Let's not think with our heads, but feel with our hearts.
- [They continue with the dance]
- Ray Palmer: Maybe I shouldn't intrude.
- Sara Lance: Nate needs all of our support right now.
- Ray Palmer: Well, what am I supposed to say to him? "Sorry the woman I've been exchanging love letters with in prison killed your dad"?
- John Constantine: They ought to put that on a condolence card.
- Nate Heywood: Hey, uh, thanks for sticking around this past week.
- Zari Tomaz: What are pretend girlfriends for?
- Nate Heywood: My mom's gonna be so crushed when I tell her we broke up.
- Zari Tomaz: Then don't.
- [awkward silence]
- Zari Tomaz: I... I mean, she's going through a lot. We can pretend break up any time we want.
- Ray Palmer: Nate, I'm-I'm sorry. I'm-I'm so sorry.
- Nate Heywood: No, it's... it's okay, Ray.
- Ray Palmer: No, no, no, it's not. I keep giving Nora second chances and she goes and does this.
- Nate Heywood: Look, you thought Nora could change, and I never thought my dad would be torturing magical creatures, so I guess... I guess we're both wrong.
- Ray Palmer: Can't believe you're the one comforting me.
- Nate Heywood: Oh, come on. I love you, bro. That's never gonna change.
- Ray Palmer: [seeing Nora in a mirror at Hank's wake] How are you doing this?
- Nora Darhk: It's a reflection spell. I can't hold it much longer.
- Ray Palmer: Well, good, because there's nothing you could possibly say that would make any difference. This time, there will be no more second chances.
- Nora Darhk: Ray! I didn't kill Nate's dad.
- Ray Palmer: Oh, thank god, you're innocent.
- Mona Wu: I have come to believe that love will find a way to overcome any obstacle.
- Jane Austen: Then you're either lying or you're a fool. Tell me, has love worked out so well for you?
- Mona Wu: No...
- Jane Austen: Then you are a fool. For you shouldn't have to learn a lesson twice.
- Charlie: Now, who wants a nice, juicy steak?
- Mona Wu: Charlie, uh, you know that I'm a vegetarian.
- Charlie: No, no, no, you used to be a vegetarian when you were a normal, boring human. But now you are...
- Mona Wu: A monster?
- Charlie: Exactly! I mean, how cool is that?
- Mona Wu: Wait, are you trying to get me to shift into Wolfie?
- Charlie: Of course I am. You've been moping about the ship, thinking about your lost love. But I think that he would really want you to just embrace your wild side.
- Charlie: Gideon traced a new Fugitive to a wedding Jane Austen attended in Bath, England, 1802.
- Mona Wu: I already had Gideon chart a course. Can I come on the mission? Please?
- Sara Lance: [somewhat reluctant] Sure.
- Ray Palmer: Yeah, and as much as I love a good wedding sneak, I-I'm gonna QB from, uh... from my bedroom.
- Sara Lance: Is he acting weirder than normal?
- Charlie, Zari Tomaz: Yeah.
- Charlie: If you don't jump that buff coachman's bones, I will.
- Zari Tomaz: We are at this wedding to catch a magical creature.
- Sara Lance: If that's the groom, then I'm glad I'm not the bride.
- Jane Austen: [seated in front of them] A man's charms are equal to his fortunes. And Mr. Dockerty's fortunes are prodigious.
- Cassandra Austen: Shh. Jane, don't be rude.
- Mona Wu: [awed] That's Jane Austen.
- Charlie: [seeing Ray acting suspicious] What are you hiding in there?
- Ray Palmer: Hmm? What? Nothing.
- Charlie: Ah, buffing the old bishop, was we? It's all right, mate. No judgment here, all right?
- Sara Lance: So, the bride and the scullery maid, that was...
- Zari Tomaz: Insane?
- Mona Wu: Romantic.
- Sara Lance: I was gonna say hot.
- Sara Lance: Ray, Charlie, what you got?
- Charlie: This wedding was the second of a series of lust outbreaks in 1802.
- Ray Palmer: Yeah, the sexual revolution came a couple hundred years too early.
- Mick Rory: What's up, Pretty?
- Nate Heywood: This whole toast thing is eating me up inside. My-my dad was such a dick. He lied about everything, and now he's turning me into a liar, too.
- Mick Rory: Listen, your old man's gone. Whatever you say out there, that's for you.
- Nate Heywood: [getting an idea] You know what, Mick? I think you're on to something.
- Sara Lance: Hey, cheer up. I mean, what does Jane Austen know?
- Mona Wu: How to be witty and wise and mix satire with romance.
- John Constantine: Hey, Nate. How's the old toast going?
- Nate Heywood: Is there one or two N's in "conniving"?
- Sara Lance: Fugitive get to you, too?
- Zari Tomaz: Yeah.
- Charlie: Well, personally, I really enjoyed my night, blowing David Bowie's mind. Who'd you get a leg over, Z? Wait, let me guess. Nate? No, Kamadeva.
- Sara Lance: [seeing Z's face] Both?
- Charlie: It was both! Blimey, Z, I didn't know you had it in you.
- Zari Tomaz: You shouldn't mess with people's dreams.
- Kamadeva: My powers don't create passion out of thin air. Whomever you dreamt about, you truly desire.
- Zari Tomaz: It doesn't mean I have to act on it. It's called impulse control.
- Nora Darhk: Ray, this music, I think it's magical.
- Ray Palmer: You're right. I want to express my feelings to you in verse.
- Nora Darhk: Is that really necessary?
- Ray Palmer: I had a dirty dream of you.
- Nora Darhk: I'll bet mine was dirtier.
- John Constantine: Voi-bloody-la. Now, only the particular spirit we're after will be able to enter the vessel.
- Mick Rory: What vessel?
- John Constantine: The vessel's you.
- Mick Rory: I'm gonna kill you, weasel.
- John Constantine: Hank?
- Henry Heywood: [speaking through Rory] Who else would it be? Where's Nathaniel?
- John Constantine: Oh, well, Nate gave you the big middle finger, so I'm afraid you're stuck with me.
- Henry Heywood: Still angry, is he? Us Heywoods, we hold a good grudge.
- John Constantine: [his reflection talking] Your big sacrifice, it was for nothing. But instead of rolling up your sleeves and taking it to that demon bastard, you're getting rat-ass drunk in a shed.
- John Constantine: I can't fight him. He's too strong.
- John Constantine: Oh, this isn't about Neron. You failed Desmond. You failed Astra. And you'll fail Nate. And you know why? Because deep down, you want them all to go to Hell. You want the company.
- John Constantine: You liar!
- [he punches the mirror]
- Desmond: [appearing] Hey, Johnny. Miss me?
- John Constantine: Des.
- Desmond: I'm surprised you haven't figured it out yet.
- John Constantine: [realizing] Neron.
- Charlie: Come on. I bet it's been months since you got laid. Now, why don't you just go smash Nate?
- Sara Lance: Or better yet, you should go smash somebody else, because if you're still thinking about Nate, then you know you're really into him.
- Mona Wu: Why don't you talk to Nate? Tell him how you feel.
- Charlie: Oh, boo.
- Sara Lance: That is a terrible idea.
- Zari Tomaz: [ending the conversation] Okay, I'm going. Bye.
- Coachman: Forgive me, miss. Are you hurt?
- Zari Tomaz: Only my pride.
- Coachman: Injured pride is a small thing, if it allowed us to meet.
- Zari Tomaz: [meeting an attractive man after being teased about her love life] Not a word.
- Sara Lance: Was that a curtsy?
- Charlie: [laughing] "Only my pride."
- Zari Tomaz: Okay, let's go. Shut up.
- Sara Lance: We think you might be dealing with...
- Zari Tomaz: The fugitive? Yeah, I know. This is Kamadeva.
- Mona Wu: As in the namesake of Kama Sutra, Kamadeva?
- Zari Tomaz: [awkwardly] That I did not know.
- Kamadeva: [to Zari] You are incredible. A woman has never before resisted my charms.
- Sara Lance: All right, you're coming with us.
- Kamadeva: I would follow Miss Zari to the world's end.
- Kamadeva: You sound like a woman who has never let herself fall in love.
- Zari Tomaz: Where I'm from, love is a liability.
- Kamadeva: And yet a life without love is no life at all.
- Zari Tomaz: Tell me, what does a god know about the human heart?
- Sanjay: [removing his necklace] My real name is Sanjay. I was born thousands of years ago. When the actual Kamadeva was immolated by Shiva, I gathered his ashes in this vial. They bestowed powers I could have scarcely imagined.
- Zari Tomaz: Why are you telling me this?
- Sanjay: Because I like you. And I think you secretly yearn to be impulsive and free. Unless you lack the courage.
- Zari Tomaz: [turning off the force field] Okay. Give me a hit.
- Sanjay: Might I suggest...
- Zari Tomaz: Nope. If I'm gonna do this, I want to experience love, lust, the whole shebang. That is, unless you lack the courage.
- Kamadeva: [singing] I want you badly as my bride/Please make my wish come true.
- Zari Tomaz: These feelings can't be denied/So yes I say I...
- Mona Wu: Stop! You're making a mistake!
- [singing]
- Zari Tomaz: Zari...
- [spoken]
- Mona Wu: Whoa. Why did I just sing that? Okay, I guess I'm just gonna roll with the whole singing thing.
- Mona Wu: [singing] Every day we find a way to hold grief in/Not let them see/We feel so wrong, we often long/Get swept away in fantasy/You've been so brave, wise, and strong/By opening your door/Please, Zari, have courage now/To wait for something more.
- Sanjay: [speaking] Don't listen to her, my love.
- Sara Lance: No, Mona's right, Z. You don't even know this guy.
- Charlie: He's been using the powers of a love god for years. Guaranteed he's got a wife.
- Zari Tomaz: Is that true?
- Sanjay: Not exactly. I have a thousand wives. But lucky number 1,001 is the most important.
- Zari Tomaz: [in disbelief] Seriously?
- Sanjay: So, you still want to marry me?
- Zari Tomaz: No. I definitely do not.