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My favorite among Blade's massage videos
lor_27 April 2018
The fabulous, deserves-wider-recognition actress Jayden Lee shines in a classic vignette compiled in this worth-having Massage Porn dvd from Bree Mills and her director Barrett Blade. It vindicates their seemingly tedious/repetitive creation of hundreds of lookalike video content over the past four years for Gamma's Fantasy Massage websites.

Marcus London is Jayden's boss, a typically self-absorbed type who brushes off her request for a raise, barely recognizing the existence of this stunningly beautiful employee. He tells her to go and find a part-time job to supplement her income.

When London receives a coupon awarding him a freebie Nuru massage (the Japanese kind with full body contact and icky seaweed gel for oiling up both masseuse and client) he jumps at the chance, only to discover that Jayden is the moonlighting masseuse, who sent him the coupon.

What follows is a terrifically erotic vignette in which both players remain in character and Lee's full big breasts constitute a complete turn-on. Her cool demeanor and exotic/mysterious look are fabulous, leading to a most satisfying twist ending.

The Nuru ritual of stripping, taking a shower and then bath together, followed by the body rubbing massage -with plenty of hand-job, blow-job and intercourse included, is repeated ad infinitum in these Blade-directed episodes, but it reaches peak effect here.

The other four segments are similar and also worthwhile, if not up to "The Boss"'s standard. Buxom blonde Kenzie Taylor provides anal sex, and quite unconvincing acting (she goes along mindlessly with every suggestion, even though supposedly shy), serviced by masseur Marco Banderas. As is so common in porn, he is erroneously billed in the credits as "Masseuse", the female of the noun.

Unfamiliar actress Carmen Valentina is ultra-enthusiastic, but like Kenzie lacks the ability to create even momentarily a believable character when she rubs down John Strong.

Strong returns in a rather silly variation on the format, sent by his boss Eric Masterson (a NonSex cameo by the show's cameraman) to deliver some papers to his home, only to find Eric's wife Sara Luvv surreptitiously earning money on the side as a masseuse there. Luvv is miscast (she still looks more like Eric's daughter than potential wife) and her acquiescence to Strong's opportunistic blackmailing her into having sex with him ("or I'll tell your husband") is pure stag film logic. This scene also dispenses with the ritual of Nuru, cutting to the chase.

For marquee value, the #1 current jail-bait beauty Elsa Jean services a shaved-head incarnation of porn vet Kurt Lockwood, but this scene is mere mechanical porn, indicative of how Mills & Blade have gone to this Nuru well way too many times.
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