'Weird Al' Yankovic: Amish Paradise (Music Video 1996) - 'Weird Al' Yankovic as Weird Al

Weird Al : As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But that's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know I shun fancy things like electricity.
Weird Al : Been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise. Churn butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise. We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish paradise. It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise.
Weird Al : I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat and my homies I agree I really look in black, fool. If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears, we haven't even paid our phone bill in 300 years.
Weird Al : A local boy kicked me in the butt last week. I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek. I really don't care, in fact I wish him well, 'cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell.
Weird Al : There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury. Like Robinson Caruso, it's as primitive as can be.
Weird Al : Hitching up the buggy, churning lots of butter, raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another. Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure of heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art.
Weird Al : we dont fight we all play nice living in an amish paridise thres no time sin and vice living in an amish paridise theres no cops or traffic lights living in an amish paridise but youd proably think it bites living in an amish paridise.

'Weird Al' Yankovic: Weird Al