- Freddie: No. We've taken this whole thing far enough don't you think?
- Lucy: Well, no. Not really. I mean, you've never eaten me while I've given you a rim job?
- Freddie: I don't even think that's physically possible.
- Lucy: Well certainly not with that attitude.
- Freddie: Okay, well, I've made a unilateral decision to stop.
- Lucy: Well, you can't.
- Freddie: Well, I have.
- Lucy: Well, I haven't granted you unilateral decision-making powers.
- The Ghost of Britney Spears: Yes Aidan, it's me, Brittney Spears. Be strong Aidan I'm coming to save you.
- Reporter (Voice): What was the worst moment of your ordeal?
- Gloria: Well, running out of toilet paper on the first day was pretty rough.
- Brandon: Now, if we're lucky we may encounter some cave paintings. These are from the Acama tribe of First Americans. Do not touch the cave paintings. And always remember: they were here first. Lucy, what have you got?
- Lucy: I am actually a sixty-fourth Acama, so if any of you want to touch or examine the paintings then just clear it with me first. I'll be assuming the role of "tribal elder" for the duration of the trip.
- Jess: What we need to do is use these two poles as a railroad so we can roll the ball thingy up unto the thing.
- Lucy: Listen, do you remember the first thing I said to you at Tufts? That I saw a beautiful, intelligent black woman who has the potential to be the Beyonce of business. That's why I agreed to mentor you. I want that person back, Jess. Listen to the Beyonce inside you, girlfriend!
- Brandon: Let's circle up right here. Pretty spectacular, huh? Every once in a while, mother nature likes to strip for us, just show us how sexy she is.
- Lucy: Now is the time, okay? You just need to nut up and put that pussy into it. Now, follow my lead.
- Freddie: It's not entirely consensual. Okay? Yeah, she's been Weinsteining me.
- Lucy: Oh my God. I have not Weinsteined you. I have not Weinsteined anyone.
- Freddie: Okay, Okay. Maybe not the full Weinstein, but you used your power in the workplace to get sexual favors.
- Lucy: Oh, like I need to do that. We're a pair of consenting adults.
- Billy: We're so fucked. We're so fucked. We're so fucked. We're so fucked. We are so fucked!
- Lucy: For God's sakes, shut the fuck up.
- Billy: Oh, fuck you.
- Lucy: Fuck you!
- Billy: Fuck you! We're all fucked because of you! You were the one who thought this stupid team-building exercise and taking us down to a fucking advance route into an underground hell hole would somehow magically unfuck the company that you fucked!
- Billy: What the hell am I doing up here? I'm not a hero. I'm a cowardly asshole. I'm really comfortable being a cowardly asshole.
- Lucy: I get it. Not everyone has balls big enough to make the hard decisions. That's what leaders do.
- Jess: We all worked really hard to get to where we are.
- Lucy: Two words: affirmative action. Do you want to be a quota queen? Is that what you want? Because you better start asking yourself, who am I when I'm not black and I'm not a woman? Who am I and what do I have to give?
- Jess: You know what? It's people like you think you're part of the solution when you're the whole fucking problem.
- Lucy: You wanted a sexy as hell, tough as nails, lady boss, and you just couldn't handle it.
- Freddie: Okay, fine. It's true. I didn't have the confidence to make my idea work. You did. And you know what? I liked it when you fucked me. Yeah, I even liked it when you put things up my ass - occasionally. But when I stopped liking it and I asked you to stop doing it, you carried on, and that's not okay, Lucy.