- Jean Milburn: [to her son] Otis, it's perfectly normal for a younger man to be sexually attracted to a mature woman. In fact, when you stigmatize his choice, then you feed into an unhealthy narrative on masculinity in middle age.
- Dan: That's why I say you should never date a shrink, huh?
- [chuckles]
- Jean Milburn: Sex and relationship therapist, thank you very much.
- Adam Groff: Are you new?
- Otis Milburn: No. No, no, no. I've been here since first year. We had chemistry together last term. You set my desk on fire.
- Eric Effoing: He still calls me "Tromboner". It's been four years. Four years!
- Otis Milburn: You did get an erection on stage, in front of the entire school.
- Eric Effoing: It was a semi!
- Jean Milburn: [about marijuana] It has been linked to early onset impotence. Nothing conclusive yet... but you have to be careful with how much you smoke. I only bring it up because I have a number of clients who were heavy users at your age, and now they have trouble with sexual performance.
- Adam Groff: Sexual performance?
- Jean Milburn: They have trouble finishing. Ejaculation. Jizz, spunk. Man milk!
- Olivia: Yuck. Is that ham? We're vegan now, remember?
- Aimee Gibbs: Oh, right, yeah, I forgot.
- Anwar: Have you been smoking again?
- Aimee Gibbs: No, I haven't.
- Ruby: Good. Because smoking is definitely not vegan.
- Eric Effoing: Everyone has had sex over the summer. Everyone except you.
- Otis Milburn: And you.
- Eric Effoing: Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's.
- Otis Milburn: Why the half?
- Eric Effoing: We got interrupted. Stupid surprise karaoke.
- Eric Effoing: [about Maeve] I heard she bit Simon Furthassle on the scrote, and now it's all wonky. Like a discount avocado.
- Aimee Gibbs: Do you think this place really has asbestos in it?
- Maeve Wiley: I don't know. There's worse ways to go, I suppose.
- Aimee Gibbs: God, yeah. My auntie got eaten by wasps.
- Maeve Wiley: What? Was she stung to death?
- Aimee Gibbs: No. She was eaten.