- Sophie Lennon: I offered you the chance of a lifetime, and then I sat by the phone like a virgin on prom night. Finally I realized, you were not going to call.
- Susie Myerson: I was gonna call.
- Sophie Lennon: So I had to come to you. Here. Below Fourteenth Street. I had to walk down stairs, I had to touch a doorknob that was alive, I had to talk to your husband.
- Susie Myerson: He's not my fucking husband!
- Jackie: I'm not her husband! Christ, my fucking heart.
- Sophie Lennon: Well, then why is someone who is not your husband neck-deep in my fur?
- Susie Myerson: Can't answer that.
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: I am not a prostitute. I'm a comic.
- Rose Weissman: Is there a difference?
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: Yes. Prostitutes get paid more.
- Sophie Lennon: Do you understand who I am, what I am, to this business?
- Susie Myerson: I do.
- Sophie Lennon: And yet you made me track you down. The last time I had to track someone down was to tell Desi Arnaz he gave me the clap.
- Sergeant Mitchell Burns: Take her to the green room.
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: It's the army, isn't every room a green room?