- Nick: You remember the plan, right?
- Clem: Like the back of my hand, which is so much sparklier now.
- Nick: All right, we're gonna play it cool until we're eating, and then...
- Clem: And then I'll say "You know what my favorite part of this dinner is? The karats!"
- Nick, Clem: Kaboom!
- Nick: All right, let's do this.
- Clem: Not a word until dinner.
- Nick: All right.
- Rose: [greeting them as they open the door] Hey, guys.
- Walt: Hey, you two.
- Clem: [giddy] We're getting married!
- Rose: Nicholas, how could you not tell your mother you were gonna propose?
- Nick: I was going to. I was. But then I remembered something. You can't keep a secret.
- Walt: That's true, Rose. You threw me a surprise 50th birthday party and made me design the invitations.
- Rose: Who wants to be surprised, Walt? That's how people die.
- Nick: Clem, this wedding is about you. So it can be as big or as small as you want. All I care about is that you're happy.
- Clem: Sweetie, I get to marry you and be a part of this family. How could I be any happier?
- Rose: Oh... that is the the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. Except for Walt's voice. Oh, your daddy has got to sing at this wedding.
- Walt: Honey, honey, let's not force them to make any decisions right now.
- [bursting into song]
- Walt: Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars...
- Shannon: Hey, sis.
- Clem: Shannon? What are you doing here?
- Shannon: I picked the lock and now I'm eating your leftover spaghetti. Or pad thai. Whatever it is, it's not very good.
- Clem: How did you even get in the building?
- Shannon: I snuck in behind some old blind lady with a cane. Didn't even know I was in the elevator with her. It was like a horror movie.
- Clem: Shannon, what are you doing here?
- Shannon: Oh, I needed a place to crash until my boyfriend gets back tomorrow. He's selling a pound of weed to pay off the deposit for a new apartment. He's a good man.
- Clem: You're gonna live with a drug dealer?
- Shannon: When you were sixteen, you lived with a drug dealer.
- Clem: Mikey did not deal drugs. Mikey did drugs. There's a difference.
- Clem: Why aren't you living with your mom?
- Shannon: Oh, you are way behind. She moved to Phoenix, like, a year ago, and I cannot take living with dad anymore...
- Clem: Shh! I told Nick that dad was dead.
- Shannon: Why would you do that?
- Clem: Because he's a narcissistic sociopath.
- Shannon: Then what are you marrying him for?
- Clem: I'm talking about dad.
- Shannon: Oh. Oh, yeah. He totally is.
- Clem: Look, family is really important to Nick. And if he found out that I cut my own father out of my life, he would never understand, so I kind of, sort of panicked and...
- Shannon: Murdered dad, you psycho?
- Clem: Look, Nick knows everything else about me, so please just don't say anything about dad.
- Shannon: If there's one thing I'm good at, it's lying.
- Shannon: I need a beer, like, yesterday.
- Clem: Uh... n-n-n-n-n-no. You cannot have a beer.
- Shannon: Dad doesn't care if I drink.
- Clem: Well, dad isn't here, is he?
- Shannon: [pretending to cry as Nick returns] I know. He's dead. And he's never coming back, ever.
- [stopping as he leaves]
- Shannon: You're welcome. Now can I have my beer?
- Rose: My wedding gown. Oh, I saved it for just this occasion. You wait right here, I'll be right back.
- Walt: You really don't have to wear it. I mean, if you don't, I'll never hear the end of it. But I can handle that. Please, dear God, wear the dress.
- Rose: [returning] It's Christian Dior. But don't open it here. It's bad luck for the groom to see the dress before the big day.
- Nick: Mom, I've seen pictures of the dress. It's long, it's white, and I believe a head pops out of the top.