Happiest Season (2020)

Alison Brie: Sloane

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• Harper : Sloane wasn't lying! I'm gay, and I am in love with Abby. I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you. And me being gay didn't fit into the plan. But I let myself hurt Riley because I was so scared that you'd find out I wasn't who you wanted me to be, and I still regret it. I can't do that to Abby and throw away our life together. So I am done being scared, and I am done keeping secrets.

  [to Abby] 

  Harper : I love you.

  Sloane : Eric and I are getting a divorce. We separated a few months ago. Truth is, I didn't tell you because without my family I'm worthless to you. We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, and I'm done too.

  Jane : I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally!

  Abby : I'm going to go.

  Harper : Wait, no. No! I did it!

  Abby : I'm sorry. It's just too late.

• Ted : I have sunk almost all of our savings into this campaign. Because I thought, if I won, you'd all be proud of me.

  Harper : We're already proud of you.

  Sloane : We don't care if you win.

  Jane : Yeah, and the money doesn't matter. When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us.

  Ted : I love you, girls. And I'm sorry for making you think that anything could ever get in the way of that. I want to do better, and it will take time, but all I want for you is to find the same joy and happiness that you have given me, no matter where it comes from.

• Tipper : What is going on!

  Sloane : Yeah, what is going on? Harper, do you want to tell them, or should I?

  Harper : Don't, Sloane!

  Sloane : Why? It's not good timing?

  Tipper : Girls, stop that this instant!

  Jane : Come one, guys. Just hug it out.

  Harper , Sloane : Shut up, Jane!

  Harper : Don't do this, Sloane!

  Sloane : All this because you're scared to not be the favorite. Pathetic!

  Ted : Sloane, you're making a scene!

  Sloane : I am? You think she's so innocent? All of this is happening because Harper is... Harper is a lesbian! Abby's her girlfriend.

  Harper : She is lying! I am not a lesbian!

  [party goes silent as Abby leaves] 

• Abby : So, Sloane and Eric, you guys make gift baskets, right?

  Sloane : No. We create curated gift experiences inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels.

  Eric : Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous. She has impeccable taste.

  Sloane : Oh, no, honey, you have the eye.

  Abby : That sounds great.

  Sloane : Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so. Paltrow. Goop picked us up, and sales have been through the roof ever since.