Happiest Season (2020)
Mary Holland: Jane
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Quotes
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Harper : Sloane wasn't lying! I'm gay, and I am in love with Abby. I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you. And me being gay didn't fit into the plan. But I let myself hurt Riley because I was so scared that you'd find out I wasn't who you wanted me to be, and I still regret it. I can't do that to Abby and throw away our life together. So I am done being scared, and I am done keeping secrets.
[to Abby]
Harper : I love you.
Sloane : Eric and I are getting a divorce. We separated a few months ago. Truth is, I didn't tell you because without my family I'm worthless to you. We've spent our entire lives trying to earn your love, and I'm done too.
Jane : I don't have any secrets, but I am an ally!
Abby : I'm going to go.
Harper : Wait, no. No! I did it!
Abby : I'm sorry. It's just too late.
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Jane : I am something! And guess what. I like myself! And maybe you all don't because I'm not fancy. But whether you like it or not, I'm a part of this family, and I will not be left out anymore!
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Ted : I have sunk almost all of our savings into this campaign. Because I thought, if I won, you'd all be proud of me.
Harper : We're already proud of you.
Sloane : We don't care if you win.
Jane : Yeah, and the money doesn't matter. When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us.
Ted : I love you, girls. And I'm sorry for making you think that anything could ever get in the way of that. I want to do better, and it will take time, but all I want for you is to find the same joy and happiness that you have given me, no matter where it comes from.
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Tipper : Harper, did you see that the Bennett's are here?
Harper : Yeah, we just ran into Riley.
Ted : Did you hear that she's doing her residency at Johns Hopkins?
Jane : I should have her look at my mole.
Harper : No, I hadn't heard that.
Ted : It's very impressive! Her parents must be proud. And relieved.
Tipper : I know. That lifestyle choice.
Ted : Such a shame.
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Tipper : What is going on!
Sloane : Yeah, what is going on? Harper, do you want to tell them, or should I?
Harper : Don't, Sloane!
Sloane : Why? It's not good timing?
Tipper : Girls, stop that this instant!
Jane : Come one, guys. Just hug it out.
Harper , Sloane : Shut up, Jane!
Harper : Don't do this, Sloane!
Sloane : All this because you're scared to not be the favorite. Pathetic!
Ted : Sloane, you're making a scene!
Sloane : I am? You think she's so innocent? All of this is happening because Harper is... Harper is a lesbian! Abby's her girlfriend.
Harper : She is lying! I am not a lesbian!
[party goes silent as Abby leaves]
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Tipper : Do you have a boyfriend, Abby?
Abby : No. But I have! Because... I have had many. But not too many. An appropriate amount. I actually just went through a breakup.
Jane : Oh no!
Tipper : Aw, Abby.
Abby : Yeah, with, um, he was a... he was a milk man.
Harper : Okay! And I think we'll just settle in now.
Tipper : Okay, we we'll just show Abby to her room.
Harper : What, is she not gonna stay up here with me?
Tipper : Harper, I would never ask two grown women to share the same bed! No, Abby will stay in Jane's old room.
Jane : Oh! Oh, I could show it to her!
Tipper : Settle down.
Jane : I'm settled!
