- Chief Inspector Wisbech: The case is solved, Rabbit, so drop it! And remember who wipes your ass.
- Wilbur Strauss: Does he actually?
- Detective Inspector Rabbit: No, I think it's a Northern expression. Can you stop saying it?
- Chief Inspector Wisbech: I shall say it when I bloody like! Now move!
- Sir Giles Linley: I will improve the lot of every man here, and if there's a bit of time at the end of the day, I'll improve the lot of some of the women.
- Sir Giles Linley: Rabbit, I've wiped your ass for long enough, but no matter how many times I wipe, you can't keep a clean crack!
- Chief Inspector Wisbech: Could you please stop saying that?