- Krusty the Clown: Well, some would say I'm taking a risk with an original play and a first-time director, but showbusiness is *based* on risks. Risks and comic books.
- Krusty the Clown: There's one thing a first-time director cannot control.
- Lisa Simpson: Bruce Willis?
- Sideshow Mel: Krusty, what's wrong?
- Krusty the Clown: It's happened... the worst possible thing that can happen to a performer.
- Sideshow Mel: What do you mean?
- Krusty the Clown: I'm in an article entitled, "Where are They Now?"