Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Captain Peachfuzz, Captain R.J. Hotchkiss, Dallas Kid, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Boris Badenov : Well, in our last episode, you remember some mysterious strangers tied and gagged idiot moose and sneaky little squirrel. Ha ha ha ha ha.

  [Rocky makes muffled sound] 

  Fearless Leader : They also tied and gagged your friendly, neighborhood narrator.

  [the narrator is seen tied up and makes muffled sound] 

  Boris Badenov : Leaving only us bad guys.

• Natasha Fatale : [after Fearless Leader is knocked out]  Now what, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : What else? We run like rabbits.

  Natasha Fatale : Good idea.

  Boris Badenov : On second thought, we take secret formula with us.

  Natasha Fatale : You mean steal it?

  Boris Badenov : Why not?

  Natasha Fatale : Funny, I can't think of a reason.

• [Boris had just played Bullwinkle repeating the Hushaboom formula on the tape recorder] 

  Boris Badenov : There it is, Fearless Leader.

  Fearless Leader : Marvelous! Badenov, I didn't know you had it in you!

  Boris Badenov : You think you're dealing with kids or something?

  Fearless Leader : Just for that, we are going to reduce your uncle's prison term to life.

  Boris Badenov : You're too good, Fearless Leader.

  Fearless Leader : And what's more, you could call me F.L.

  Boris Badenov : Wowee!

  Fearless Leader : Now play that part back. I'll take notes this time.

  Boris Badenov : Okay, F.L.

  [Boris and Natasha are heard laughing on the tape recorder] 

  Fearless Leader : Wait a minute. There's something else.

  Boris Badenov : It's nothing, F.L., just...

  Fearless Leader : [hits Boris on the head]  Silence!

  Boris Badenov : [on tape recorder]  Ha ha ha! Wait 'til Fearless Leader hears this tape, Natasha.

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, you didn't turn off machine!

  Boris Badenov : Oh, boy!

  Boris Badenov : [on tape recorder]  This tape will make even his ugly puss light up!

  Fearless Leader : What was that?

  Boris Badenov : I'll turn it back now.

  Fearless Leader : No!

  Natasha Fatale : [on tape recorder]  He is ugly, isn't he, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : [on tape recorder]  He's got as bad of case of uglies as you can get. He's got aggravated uglies!

  [laughs] 

  Boris Badenov : Pretty funny, huh, F.L.?

  Natasha Fatale : [on tape recorder]  He's got ugly he hasn't even used yet!

  Boris Badenov : Well, so much for the jokes.

  Fearless Leader : JOKES?

  Boris Badenov : Certainly, we were just kidding, F.L.

  Fearless Leader : Fearless Leader to you, Badenov!

• Natasha Fatale : Well, dahlink, you ready to put together the first batch of Hush-a-Boom?

  Boris Badenov : You said it. Start tape machine.

  Natasha Fatale : The next voice you hear will be moose hiccupping and reciting formula.

  Boris Badenov : And as he recites, I mix ingredients. Go.

  [Natasha plays the tape recorder rapidly and Boris mixes the ingredients together fast, trying to keep up] 

  Boris Badenov : Hold it! Hold it!

  [the formula explodes] 

  Natasha Fatale : Dahlink, what happened?

  Boris Badenov : I think I mixed a little too fast, Natasha. Slow it down.

  Natasha Fatale : Sorry, dahlink. Here goes.

  [the recording plays again, but much slower. Boris mixes the ingredients together slowly and there's another explosion] 

  Natasha Fatale : Don't tell me, dahlink.

  Natasha Fatale , Boris Badenov : A little too slow.

  Natasha Fatale : Third time's the charm, Boris.

  Boris Badenov : I hope not.