- Parry Gripp: [singing] You don't want a boyfriend, what you want is Mr. Spock, to come to your wasteland, and destroy the ro-o-o-bot. Something more than human, someone with blood that's cold and green, you want something better than me.
- Parry Gripp: [singing] You sit all night at your computer, drinking Diet Dr. Pepper, looking for an answer to it all! Say the words! Say the words! Say, say, say the words!.