- Aisha Tyler: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things that don't sound right in an angry voice."
- Wayne Brady: Bitch, I said kale! Kale salad! Nonsense!
- Aisha Tyler: [laughs] That actually really happened.
- Greg Proops: I now pronounce you MAN AND WIFE! Kiss her!
- Wayne Brady: You COMPLETE me!
- Ryan Stiles: I now pronounce you man and wife! May kiss the bride!
- [Aisha, Wayne and Greg laugh off-stage; Colin comes in and mumbles to Ryan]
- Ryan Stiles: You already did it? I wasn't listening. I'm telling ya, I don't listen to shit on this show.
- Wayne Brady: Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?", the points don't matter!
- Greg Proops: [in "Party Quirks"] I can't wait for everybody to get here. It's a "Fifty Shades of Greg" party.
- [spanks his butt]