- [the courtiers in the throne room are running around screaming]
- Man #1: We're all going to die!
- Man #2: I gotta get out of here!
- Patrick: Wow, this assassin's got everyone on edge.
- Blinkerquartz: No, you fool! Princess Blossom is coming home from boarding school!
- Broth: [to Patrick] I can't believe this is you first Beast Feast. Let me give you the basics. First, stay hydrated.
- [grabs a flagon of beer and drains it]
- Broth: Next, have a designated meet-up spot. That's our meet-up spot.
- [Throws his flagon on the ground with dozens of others]
- Broth: Third, map out your day. This year's headliner is Testa-Kyll. Their stage is like guillotines and torture racks. I heard they even have a haunted iron maiden. It's so dangerous that four roadies have already died. They didn't care, because they're so metal! And the lawsuits - they were settled in arbitration.