Crossing Swords (TV Series)

The A-Moooo-Zing Race (2020)

Nicholas Hoult: Patrick

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Quotes 

• Princess Blossom : [sobbing at the Minotaur's death]  For his final curtain call, he really slayed it. Bravo.

  Patrick : Blossom, snap out of it! The castle is in danger.

  Princess Blossom : Look, getting kidnapped is very traumatic. Don't judge my coping mechanism!

• Patrick : Broth, the princess is so fuckin' dead. I'm the worst squire alive. I've cocked up every single assignment

  Broth : Patrick, when in doubt, remember the Viking motto: "Fake it until you make it."

  Patrick : Is that really the Viking motto?

  Broth : I have, in fact, forgotten the Viking motto, however I am faking it until I am making it.

• Patrick : This is awful, Broth. If someone is kidnapping beautiful maidens, my girlfriend Sloane could be next!

  [cuts to Sloane scrubbing the throne room floor] 

  Broth : Uh, I think you're fine.

• [reading the ransom note] 

  Queen Tulip : "You have 24 hours to abdicate the throne or your daughter will be eaten." Oh, God!

  King Merriman : I'm not playing any games. I'm sending in special ops.

  Blinkerquartz : We don't know where to send them.

  Patrick : The return address says..."Minotaur's Labyrinth"!