Mom (TV Series)

Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous (2018)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Marjorie : How's Tammy's first time buying in bulk?

  Christy : Well she was nervous at first, but last I saw her she had a whole case of vitamin E and enough AA batteries to send her vibrator to the moon.

  Bonnie : [walks up with a 5 gallon bucket]  I think we just bought our last pickle.

  Marjorie : [laughs]  That's bigger than Victor!

  [takes out his urn to compare sizes] 

• Christy : [smoking cigars]  Is anybody else feeling lightheaded?

  Bonnie : [cut to Christy bent over by the car vomiting]  Seriously, *who* inhales cigars?

  Christy : [stands straight]  I'm an addict, I inhale everything!

  [bends over again] 

• Bonnie : So, a 6 hour drive, just for him to wind up in another part of the kitchen.

  Marjorie : I think I'll keep Victor here a while longer.

  Jill : Next to the flour and sugar? That's a bad biscuit just waiting to happen.

• Bonnie : I changed my mind, Christy, when I die I don't want you to bury me, I want to be cremated.

  Christy : Why?

  Bonnie : So I can always be with you.

  [hugs her] 

  Christy : [under her breath]  Or, sprinkled along the highway.

• Bonnie : So it's official, when I die I'm not getting cremated, I want to be buried, then when the zombie apocalypse happens I can crawl out of my grave and eat all your faces.

• [Everyone is riding in the car quietly after Christy pissed off Marjorie. Everyone is now talking through text messaging] 

  Wendy : What did you say to Marjorie?

  Christy : Butt out, nosy Nancy!

  Wendy : Hey!

  Bonnie : I know what she said.

  Wendy : Then you tell me.

  Christy : Mom, shut up!

  Tammy : What's going on?

  Wendy : Christy pissed off Marjorie.

  Tammy : Is that why no one's talking?

  Bonnie : What do you think?

  Tammy : Can someone send me a life in Candy Crush?

  Christy : I was just trying to help.

  [Confetti goes off the group text] 

  Christy : Sorry. I don't know how I made that happen.