Mom (TV Series)
Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous (2018)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
Photos
Quotes
-
Christy : Alright, I'll stop talking, Marjorie, you go ahead and mourn any way you want to.
Marjorie : That's the problem, I'm *not* mourning.
Christy : [look of amaze] Okay, finally!
Marjorie : Do you know what my first reaction was? Relief. Not shock, not sadness, I felt *relief*. There were so many times I'd pull up to the house and not want to go inside...
[breaks down]
Marjorie : I'm a monster.
Wendy : Marjorie, I see this in the hospital a lot. When someone is sick for a long time, their families mourn them *before* they die. It's perfectly natural.
-
Marjorie : How's Tammy's first time buying in bulk?
Christy : Well she was nervous at first, but last I saw her she had a whole case of vitamin E and enough AA batteries to send her vibrator to the moon.
Bonnie : [walks up with a 5 gallon bucket] I think we just bought our last pickle.
Marjorie : [laughs] That's bigger than Victor!
[takes out his urn to compare sizes]
-
[Everyone is riding in the car quietly after Christy pissed off Marjorie. Everyone is now talking through text messaging]
Wendy : What did you say to Marjorie?
Christy : Butt out, nosy Nancy!
Wendy : Hey!
Bonnie : I know what she said.
Wendy : Then you tell me.
Christy : Mom, shut up!
Tammy : What's going on?
Wendy : Christy pissed off Marjorie.
Tammy : Is that why no one's talking?
Bonnie : What do you think?
Tammy : Can someone send me a life in Candy Crush?
Christy : I was just trying to help.
[Confetti goes off the group text]
Christy : Sorry. I don't know how I made that happen.