- Christy: Alright, I'll stop talking, Marjorie, you go ahead and mourn any way you want to.
- Marjorie: That's the problem, I'm *not* mourning.
- Christy: [look of amaze] Okay, finally!
- Marjorie: Do you know what my first reaction was? Relief. Not shock, not sadness, I felt *relief*. There were so many times I'd pull up to the house and not want to go inside...
- [breaks down]
- Marjorie: I'm a monster.
- Wendy: Marjorie, I see this in the hospital a lot. When someone is sick for a long time, their families mourn them *before* they die. It's perfectly natural.
- Marjorie: How's Tammy's first time buying in bulk?
- Christy: Well she was nervous at first, but last I saw her she had a whole case of vitamin E and enough AA batteries to send her vibrator to the moon.
- Bonnie: [walks up with a 5 gallon bucket] I think we just bought our last pickle.
- Marjorie: [laughs] That's bigger than Victor!
- [takes out his urn to compare sizes]
- Bonnie: So it's official, when I die I'm not getting cremated, I want to be buried, then when the zombie apocalypse happens I can crawl out of my grave and eat all your faces.
- [Everyone is riding in the car quietly after Christy pissed off Marjorie. Everyone is now talking through text messaging]
- Wendy: What did you say to Marjorie?
- Christy: Butt out, nosy Nancy!
- Wendy: Hey!
- Bonnie: I know what she said.
- Wendy: Then you tell me.
- Christy: Mom, shut up!
- Tammy: What's going on?
- Wendy: Christy pissed off Marjorie.
- Tammy: Is that why no one's talking?
- Bonnie: What do you think?
- Tammy: Can someone send me a life in Candy Crush?
- Christy: I was just trying to help.
- [Confetti goes off the group text]
- Christy: Sorry. I don't know how I made that happen.