Mom (TV Series)

Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa (2018)

William Fichtner: Adam Janikowski

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Quotes 

• Adam : 10,000 coasters, do you know how many beers I have to sell to use 10,000 coasters?

  Bonnie : 10,000?

  Adam : I don't know, maybe.

• Adam : I hired waitresses, I hired a bartender, they're gonna want to GET PAID... in cash!

  Bonnie : I think you're just having a case of pre-opening jitters, but you're not going to be doing this alone.

  Adam : I know, I HIRED WAITRESSES! I HIRED A BARTENDER!

  Bonnie : Calm down, you are doing to do great, it's going to blow up.

  Adam : Yes! We can blow it up and collect on the insurance!

  Bonnie : That's ridiculous, it's also much more difficult than you think.

• Bonnie : What happened to you?

  Adam : [drunk]  I was testing out beers... by drinking them.

• Adam : I spent all my money on this, this chair has to bring in $1,000 a week, and that chair, and those chairs, and *nobody* is going to want to sit in that chair because it's right under the air conditioner vent.