Mom (TV Series)
Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo (2018)
Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett
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Quotes
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Tammy : [Bonnie's withholding Tammy's pain meds] Why are you making me suffer?
Bonnie : Because I love you!
Tammy : You do?
Bonnie : Yes... Tammy, a couple years ago I hurt my back, they gave me these, and I thought I had it under control, but before I knew it, 1 pill every 4 hours became 4 pills every 1 hour. I'm sorry, but this disease is a tricky little bitch and I don't want you to wake her up.
Tammy : I hate you... and I love you... I don't want to relapse.
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Bonnie : [Tammy has to wait 30 minutes to take her next pill] I'll help you pass the time, let's play Clue, you always loved Clue. 'Who did it? We don't know'.
Tammy : I do love Clue, but you can't play with only two people.
Bonnie : Adam can get up and join us.
Adam : [half asleep] No he can't.
Bonnie : He *could*.
Adam : No he couldn't.
Tammy : I'll go wake Christy up, she can join us.
Bonnie : No don't do that, she has a big day tomorrow.
Tammy : Oh she ALWAYS says that!
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Bonnie : [looks around the dentist's office] Dammit, no fish tank.
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Bonnie : [to Christy] Tammy's asleep, she's a heavy drooler so you'll have to change your sheets, and maybe your mattress.
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Bonnie : [in the pharmacy] Tammy, why don't you go over there and take your blood pressure on that cool machine?
Tammy : [in pain after dental surgery] How's that going to make me feel better?
Bonnie : It's not, but it's right over there.
Tammy : [later] I'm 300 over 10, what does that mean?
[Bonnie gives a nervous thumbs up]
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Adam : Christy, you're gonna do great, that drug dealer is going down.
Bonnie : Your trial's a drug case? What're the facts?
Christy : Well, drugs were found in a locked car in his driveway, but it's not registered in his name.
Bonnie : That's the oldest trick in the book! Remember when we lived in Oklahoma and I had that beat up old Monte Carlo registered in a dead person's name?
Christy : So nothing could ever be tied back to you!
Adam : I'm a little scared now.
Jill : What's scary is they used to live in Oklahoma, I mean just move to Texas, it's *right* there.