Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Suicide Squad (2019)
Ken Marino: Jason Stentley
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Quotes
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Jake Peralta : Gentlemen, may I present to you the Suicide Squad.
The Vulture : Hang on there, genius. You want us, your enemies, to help you bring down Commissioner Kelly?
Captain Jason Stentley : You guys consider me your enemy? You're some of my best friends.
Jake Peralta : We haven't talked to you in, like, three years, C.J.
Captain Jason Stentley : Wait, yeah. I'm thinking of different guys.
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Jake Peralta : Okay, one more take. Please stop saying, "Don't forget to like and subscribe."
Captain Jason Stentley : Sure, but how we gonna get followers on this thing then?
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Captain Jason Stentley : My name is Captain Jason Stentley. It's Friday night I think. There's no windows in here. This morning, I was kidnapped for real...
Jake Peralta : Stop.
Captain Jason Stentley : What? What was wrong with that?
Jake Peralta : You said you were kidnapped "for real."
Captain Jason Stentley : Well, I don't want people to think I was fake kidnapped. You know? I'm selling it.
Jake Peralta : Okay, let's just do it again. Say you were kidnapped and nothing else.
Rosa Diaz : Now he's gonna add "nothing else."
Captain Jason Stentley : She's right.
Jake Peralta : Okay, fine, one more time. Take 12. Just say kidnapped.
Captain Jason Stentley : Okay. Kidnapped.
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Jake Peralta : When C.J. goes to get his morning coffee, we will arrive and grab him. He will pretend to struggle just enough to attract attention.
Captain Jason Stentley : [fantasy scene] Help! Help!
Captain Jason Stentley : [reality] I'm gonna write this down so I remember my lines.
Jake Peralta : I can see that you already have the word "milk" written on your hand. I know where this is going.
Captain Jason Stentley : [fantasy scene] Milk! Milk!
Jake Peralta : [reality] Don't do that.
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Captain Ray Holt : Do you think any one of these jackals cares about what's right or wrong?
The Vulture : I'll help.
Jake Peralta : See, sir? There is good in every person.
The Vulture : But I want it to be known it's for selfish reasons.
Jake Peralta : Why would you want that to be known?
The Vulture : 'Cause I've never met C.J. before and I want him to think that I'm cool.
Captain Jason Stentley : It's working. I mean, I love how you're taking over the room.
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Jake Peralta : Let's bring it in, huh? "Suicide Squad" on three. Ready? One, two...
The Vulture : I don't touch other dudes' hands.
Charles Boyle : Whose hand is sticky?
Captain Jason Stentley : It might be me. I ate a popsicle earlier.
Captain Ray Holt : It's probably Madeline. Cockroaches release a mucus-like secretion.
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Captain Jason Stentley : Oh, man. I can't believe this wild ride's over. We've changed so much. You know, when we started out, we were just Charles the jock, Amy the rebel, Captain Silly Pants, Talky-talky Rosa, Terry the stoner, and C.J. the ringleader.
Amy Santiago : I'm not sure you're nailing these.