- Gerald: Great job, Jake. We leave you in charge for one day, and you poison the whole family. You're like a villain from 'Game of Thrones'.
- Cooper: [recording on his phone] Sorry to miss the VMAs, guys, but I promise I'll make it up to you all when I'm feeling better. Especially you, Lauren.
- [stops recording]
- Claire: Who's Lauren?
- Cooper: Dunno, but but four thousand girls named Lauren just swallowed their retainers.