- Mary Cooper: Mom, can you make the salad?
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: Sure.
- George Cooper Sr.: Hey, don't put in any of those little tomatoes.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: Hey, I don't tell you how to impersonate a lump of clay. You don't tell me how to make a salad.
- Sheldon Cooper: [on a dinosaur skeleton at the museum] Oh, my.
- George Cooper Sr.: Yeah. I'll bet he'd dresses down to about 6,000-7,000 pounds of USDA prime.
- Sheldon Cooper: You'd eat him?
- George Cooper Sr.: He'd eat me.