- Sister Agatha: Ah, the beast revealed, ravenous for blood and stinking of grave dirt, the sophisticated gentleman nothing more than a veneer.
- Dracula: The sophistication of a gentleman, Agatha, is always a veneer.
- Dracula: I love science. Science is the future, Agatha.
- Sister Agatha: And yet you still fear the cross?
- Dracula: Of course I do. Everyone does, that's the problem. It's not a symbol of virtue and kindness, it's a mark of horror and oppression. Your idiot church has terrorised the peasant population for centuries, and I have been imbibing the blood of those same peasants for so long I have absorbed their fear of the cross. My God, I can't wait to eat some atheists.
- Captain Sokolov: [Observing sister Agatha remove the rotting nail from her index finger] Are you all right?
- Sister Agatha: No, no, I'm dying, but don't get distracted.
- Sister Agatha: You went to the dining room. You don't eat food.
- Dracula: I enjoy company, and I like people.
- Sister Agatha: Then why do you kill them?
- Dracula: Why do you pick flowers?
- Sister Agatha: Captain Sokolov, please stop frowning.
- Captain Sokolov: How did you know I was frowning?
- Sister Agatha: It's audible.
- Captain Sokolov: Where's Olgaren?
- Piotr: Cooking.
- Captain Sokolov: Oh. Just when you think you're out of danger.
- Dracula: And I made a good detective, don't you think? I have a particular gift for eliminating suspects.
- Lord Ruthven: One can have too much of a good thing.
- Dracula: Ah, on the contrary. I've always found that too much is exactly enough.
- Sister Agatha: You can't control yourself in the presence of blood. It's not just sustenance, it's an addiction.
- [Dracula just smiles]
- Sister Agatha: You're smiling.
- Dracula: After 400 years, it's nice to be understood.
- Dorabella: Should newly married ladies really be conversing on... intimate matters with handsome strangers?
- Dracula: I see no harm in it - unless it happens to be a dangerous handsome stranger.
- Dorabella: And you dangerous?
- Dracula: Yes. I am terribly dangerous.
- Dorabella: [giggles] Like one of those exotic noblemen one reads about in the novels, all filled with all the mystery and wickedness of the East.
- Dracula: Yes.
- Sister Agatha: Is there much point in menacing a cabin boy?
- Dracula: I'm a fool for youth and beauty.
- Lord Ruthven: It's my understanding that a vampire is blessed with eternal life.
- Dracula: Mine too, but it does take rather a long time to be sure.