Star Trek: Lower Decks (TV Series)
Cupid's Errant Arrow (2020)
Jack Quaid: Ensign Brad Boimler
Quotes
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Ensign Brad Boimler : I can't believe she used to date Jet! That guy's like a Kirk sundae with Trip Tucker sprinkles.
Ensign Beckett Mariner : I'm not messing around. Barb is like, way, way way out of your league.
Ensign Brad Boimler : Not out of Jet's league. I--I gotta go get jacked. Here we go!
Ensign Beckett Mariner : Brad, when a Starfleet relationship seems too good to be true, then, red alert, man, it probably is.
Ensign Brad Boimler : You think she's cheating on me?
Ensign Beckett Mariner : No! I think she's a secret alien who's gonna eat you or a Romulan spy or a salt succubus or an android or a changeling or one of those sexy people in rompers that murders you just for going on the grass!