Matt Jones: Badger
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Quotes
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[Badger watches Skinny Pete play a driving video game]
Badger : [laughing] Dude, you suck.
Skinny Pete : This thing's, like, defective and shit. Think you got Cheeto dust in the controller.
Badger : It's a bad carpenter that blames his hammer, yo.
Skinny Pete : Whatever.
Badger : You're apexing too early, you're apexing too early.
Skinny Pete : I'm apexin' at the apex, bitch, don't be tellin' me how to drive and shit. You couldn't drive a two-button elevator.
Badger : You couldn't drive Miss Daisy.
Skinny Pete : Whatever that means. You couldn't drive a short bus full of slow kids to the zoo.
Badger : Yeah, because I'd be too distracted by you. You'd be sittin' up front in your special helmet, tryin' to hump my leg, on account you couldn't drive Thelma and Louise off of that cliff! Apex!
Skinny Pete : I can't apex more than I'm already apexin'!
Badger : You drive like a blind guy with no legs.
Skinny Pete : Dude, you - you drive like my dead grandmoms.
Badger : That's disrespectful.
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[Badger and Skinny Pete whisper to each other while Jesse is passed out]
Badger : Come check out what's on TV.
Skinny Pete : Man, what's wrong with you? I ain't watchin' no TV right now.
Badger : [seriously] It's the news.
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Badger : It's a bad carpenter that blames his hammer, yo.
