- Anne Frank: Guess what, Adolf, you're being played by a Jew right now. And it's the loudest, most annoying Jew we have.
- Anne Frank: [to Hitler] When is the "Master Race" guy gonna show up? You look like you've been hiding in an attic longer than I have!
- Franklin D. Roosevelt: During World War II I was criticized for not bombing more. Well what did you expect? I'm FDR, not Jeff Ross.