- Mamie Eisenhower: [about NIxon] Oh, Dick isn't so bad.
- Dwight 'Ike' Eisenhower: You mean, as far as paranoid alcoholics go?
- Richard Nixon: History will have a lot to say about me, because I will have a lot to say about history.
- Mamie Eisenhower: What is it about the desert that calls to people?
- Valiant Thor: I have often wondered the same thing. The reason my species traveled billions of miles to live here is because our planet looks an awful lot like this... barren, empty, full of death.
- Mamie Eisenhower: You certainly know how to spoil a moment.
- Calico: Why do you get to decide what's right?
- Mamie Eisenhower: Because I'm Mamie Goddamn Eisenhower.