Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)
The Totally Excellent Adventures of Mack and the D (2020)
Jeff Ward: Deke Shaw
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Quotes
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Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Nice work, D.
Deke Shaw : Thanks, Mack Daddy.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Nope.
Deke Shaw : Roger that.
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Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : [about Cricket] Didn't you tell me that dude was shady?
Deke Shaw : Yeah, but that was before I found out he had a steady job.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Doing what?
Deke Shaw : Selling coke. Although, I've never seen him drink any.
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Deke Shaw : You know, he single-handedly demolished the Chronicoms, right?
Phil Coulson : Actually, it cost me both hands.
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Deke Shaw : Hey! Surrender now, and I promise not to make a Speak-and-Spell out of your spare parts. 'Cause that would be embarrassing for a robot.
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Deke Shaw : So what'd you think? It feels like the crowd really responded to my new material.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : I'm pretty sure that last song was from The Breakfast Club.
Deke Shaw : Not until 1985 it's not. Right now it's a Deke Shaw original.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Deke, this is just like you! You steal something from the future and you pretend you created it.
Deke Shaw : Oh, let's not bicker over whether or not those are actually my songs.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : They're not.
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Deke Shaw : Now, remember, you're just a friend from my band, okay?
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Yeah, okay, but what instrument do I play?
Deke Shaw : I don't know. I was thinking maybe... harmonica.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Oh, what? Harmonica? Oh, hell no. No. No, no, no, no. I'm a sax man all the way.
Deke Shaw : Ugh. Of course the big man plays the sax.
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Deke Shaw : I lost my parents early too. Okay? And I still think about it every day. If you want to talk, I'm here.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : I'm good.
Deke Shaw : Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! We need a game plan here. What if the Chronicoms are still out there? Maybe that's why we're here.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : You figure it out.
Deke Shaw : Mack. Mack! You don't have to go through this alone!
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Deke Shaw : Last semester, you got straight A's, you racked up the high score on Ms. Pac-Man... and you cried buckets when you read "Where the Red Fern Grows."
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Wh... That stays between us.
Deke Shaw : Not making any promises.
Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie : Uncle Marcus's car looks nicer than I remember.