Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order (2019 Video Game)

Nolan North: Wade Wilson, Deadpool, Rocket Raccoon

Quotes 

• Deadpool : Okay, that's it! Someone's about to get a square kick in the chimichangas!

• Deadpool : Who's first? Any volunteers? You? Yeah. You.

• Deadpool : Are you sure! I'll give you a second to chance your mind!

• Deadpool : Oh, that's was ugly... And I would know!

• Juggernaut : Clean up in aisle X! HA!

  Deadpool : I. WILL. DESTROY. YOU.

• Juggernaut : Here come your dumb friends, 'Pool. Now I can stomp all of ya!

  Deadpool : Party time!

• Deadpool : Why not.

• Deadpool : So what? I've beaten Apocalypse! It was at checkers, but still...

• Deadpool : Enchiladas for everyone! Courtesy of Tony Stark!

• Deadpool : Awww! I didn't even get to open my favorite pouches!

• Deadpool : I did not expect that to work.

• Deadpool : At least you can heal from any horrific wound! No, wait. That's me.

  Spider-Gwen : Did you want a prize?

• Spider-Man : Is it over? Did we win?

  Deadpool : You didn't blow us all up!

• Deadpool : You can kill me, but you'll have to go through them first!

• Deadpool : You know, I'm suddenly kinda glad I didn't have those tacos after all... because I'd probably be spewing them back into my mask about now!

• Scarlet Witch : Mindless Ones! Their only instincts are to defend this dimension and to conquer others!

  Deadpool : Hey! I landed the role of "Mindless One" on this team fair and square! No way I'm letting those dudes steal my deal!

• Nightcrawler : Achtung! The threat level is escalating quite rapidly!

  Deadpool : You think this is intense? Hey, Mystique! Switch it over to the file marked "Deadpool's Danger Room Dream Dates"!

  Hulk : What now?

• Deadpool : Does this mean I'm boss now? Then I give myself a raise!

• Spider-Man : It's like they always say, Sandy. Life's a beach...

  Sandman : And now you'll die!

  Rocket Raccoon : This is gonna be fun!

• Rocket Raccoon : A teleportin' dog? Is this some kinda joke?

  Iron Man : You know, I was just about to ask the same thing about the raccoon with the laser gun.

  Rocket Raccoon : It's a quantum igniter, thank you very much, and it can blast you right outta that in can before...

  Nick Fury : Measure your weapons later, boys. If we want to survive this... We do it as a team.

• Sandman : SSSPPPPIIIIDDDDERRR-MMMAAAAAA...

  Spider-Man : Well, it may not be fine art, but it's fine by me. What's not fine at all is the fact that the Raft is home to some of my deadliest foes, and they're all either trying to break free... or to break us. While that force field is engaged, they can't get out, but...

  Rocket Raccoon : Let me guess. Neither can we.

  Nick Fury : Then you''re lucky some of us still have a way in.

• Daredevil : I'm affraid your deal's been cancelled, Fisk. No refunds.

  Star-Lord : That's a fancy gem, but it isn't one of ours.

  Rocket Raccoon : If you don't want it, Quill, I'd be glad to take if off your hands...

• Rocket Raccoon : Hey, don't forget about us!

• Rocket Raccoon : Yay! More targets.

• Rocket Raccoon : Fan-flarkin'-tastic

• Deadpool : Did we win? I wasn't paying attention.

• Deadpool : Go Deadpool! It's your birthday!

• Deadpool : And that's how we did it in the '90s, kids!

• Deadpool : What happened to us, Wolvie? Canadians are supposed to be peaceful!

• Deadpool : Muchas gracias!

• Deadpool : You may be strong, but are you shiny and Russian? No? Hard pass.

• Deadpool : I'm just like you, Spidey! But with guns! And a good sense of humor!

• Deadpool : Thanks... for nothing?

• Deadpool : Pay me enough and I'll switch sides. Think about it, okay?

• Deadpool : Congrats! You just made my hitlist.

• Rocket Raccoon : But if you expect us to believe you're tougher than Thanos because you put on some old suit...

• Deadpool : You think Death herself loves you, Thanos? That's insane. She's my girl!

• Thane : I won.

  Captain America : You don't have to do this, Thane.

  Captain Marvel : It's over. Thanos is defeated.

  Tony Stark : So how about you take off that crazy armor and we can talk this through...

  Thane : No more talking.

  Hulk : You got it.

  Rocket Raccoon : But if you expect us to believe you're tougher than Thanos because you put on some old suit...

  Thane : You don't need to believe. I'll show you.

• Rocket Raccoon : Are you serious? How many krutacking times are we gonna get banished to the armpits of the universe? I mean, I can't be the only one bugged by this, right?

  Captain Marvel : Clearly not.

• Rocket Raccoon : Aw, my blaster's barely even warmed up.

• [first lines] 

  Rocket Raccoon : Well, that's another planet we'll never be able to visit again.

  Star-Lord : Because you tried to to steal their most priceless artifact!

  Rocket Raccoon : How was I supposed to know tat thing was so important to 'em?

  Star-Lord : There was a plaque right next to it that said so!

  Rocket Raccoon : Yeah, well, I don't go to museums to read. I got there to steal.

  Drax the Destroyer : Anyone else would waited to offend their clients until AFTER they were paid.

  Rocket Raccoon : I'm not anyone else. I'm one of a kind, baby.

  Gamora : A fact that makes me wonder how much a museum might pay for you...

  Groot : I am Groot.

  Rocket Raccoon : Oh, oh., don't you side with them, you overgrown...

  Gamora : What trouble have you steered us into now, Quill?

  Star-Lord : Nothing. There's literally nothing out here. My scanners are coming to blank.

  Drax the Destroyer : I never heard this alarm before. It is a horrid sound.

  Groot : I am Groot.

  Drax the Destroyer : True. Anything is better than that racket Star-Lord calls music.

  Star-Lord : Rocket? Any idea why our ship is on the fritz?

  Rocket Raccoon : I might have installed a new scanner. I whipped up that detects high concentrations of unusual energy-- Cosmic Cubes. Nega-Bands, Asgardian Hammers... You know, the kind of stuff people pay big money for.

  Star-Lord : But there's nothing out there but rocks!

  Gamora : If I were hiding an object of immense cosmic power, I would want it to look that way as well.

  Star-Lord : Can you lead us to it?

  Rocket Raccoon : Can I...? You bet your hairless pink butt I can. Whatever it is, it should be right behind this...

  Groot : I am Groot.

  Rocket Raccoon : You can say that again.

  Drax the Destroyer : This is a Hala-class Kree warship.

  Gamora : These vessels usually carry hundreds of soldiers.

  Star-Lord : But there's not a single sign of the life on board. Something's not right here. We need to take a look around. See if we can find...

  Rocket Raccoon : Treasure?

  Star-Lord : I was going to say "any survivors." But sure... Treasure is always good, too.

• Rocket Raccoon : Hold on. Some weird energy readings just popped on my map...

  Star-Lord : Any chance it could be survivors?

  Rocket Raccoon : Whatever they are, they ain't far away. Let's go find out!

• Rocket Raccoon : We'd better clear this junk outta the way.

• Rocket Raccoon : Seriously? No welcoming committee?

  Star-Lord : Scans were right. We've got ourselves a ghost ship.

  Gamora : Why would the Kree abaddon a vessel of this caliber?

  Drax the Destroyer : I have a terrible feeling we are about to find out...

• Rocket Raccoon : I think I'm gonna hurl.

  Star-Lord : Oh, great! You're here! I thought we were dead. We aren't dead, are we?

  Drax the Destroyer : I have felt death. This... is slightly less pleasant.

  Gamora : We are alive. But we could be anywhere in space or time. The Infinity Stones are not playthings.

  Star-Lord : Hey! I did exactly what you said. I saved the items of insane power from the psycho space lady.

  Groot : I am Groot.

  Rocket Raccoon : You can? And you just sat there listening to us jabber? Do it already!

  Rocket Raccoon : Oh, great. We save the universe from disaster, but we're the ones that end up in prison?

  Star-Lord : Yep. That sounds about right.

• Drax the Destroyer : Why were we transported to the place, Quill?

  Star-Lord : I don't know. I just grabbed the stone and thought of somewhere safe.

  Rocket Raccoon : Yeah, well, somethin' tells me we'd be a lot safer on the other side of that flarkin' door...

• Rocket Raccoon : We've gotta repair this terminal if we wanna restore power to this dump.

• Rocket Raccoon : What'd I tell ya? You need cell doors disarmed and opened? I'm your guy!

  Star-Lord : Umm... you might not be the only one...

  Rocket Raccoon : Been to more prisons in more galaxies than I can count. This? This is new...

• Rocket Raccoon : If I can get the power up and running, we can break outta this hole...

• Gamora : Thanos raised us to hate each other, Nebula, but it doesn't have to be that way anymore.

  Rocket Raccoon : I dunno. Thanos didn't teach me nothin' and I still hate this lady.

• Nebula : Idiots! Your stupidity may have doomed the universe!

  Rocket Raccoon : Wouldn't be the first time, sweetheart.

• Rocket Raccoon : Bombs? All right! Now things are gettin' fun!

• Nebula : You certainly weren't who we were expecting... But we will be more than glad to kill you anyway. You never could mind your own business, sister. Your presence have may have exposed us all. For that, you must pay!

  Rocket Raccoon : These Kree goons ain't goin' down easy.

• Gamora : Whatever the Kree are hiding on this ship, it must be very important if Nebula is involved.

  Drax the Destroyer : But if their trap was not meant for us... then who was it for?

  Rocket Raccoon : Anyone else kinda hope we never have to find out?

• Star-Lord : Whew! Glad that's over...

  Rocket Raccoon : Don't get too comfy, pal. Final destination's right on the other side of this door.

• Ronan the Accuser : They have arrived.

  Star-Lord : They? Who is "they"? What is this all about, Ronan?

  Proxima Midnight : This is all about the end of all that is. And we are the ones who shall deliver it... once you have returned to us what is ours, Kree dog.

  Ronan the Accuser : Never! The madman you obey only wishes to destr...

  Proxima Midnight : The time has come to return home. Your master awaits.

  Star-Lord : The Infinity Stones? Rocket... do you see this? All six-- Rocket? Rocket?

  Rocket Raccoon : So, here's the way I see it. I know you'd said these Stones belong to your "master," whoever that is... But technically, we got here first. So how's about you take three, we take three, and we call it a-- HEY!

  Proxima Midnight : You will leave here with nothing. Not even your lives.

  Proxima Midnight : I have felled worlds. Your pathetic attacks cannot harm me.

  Rocket Raccoon : We weren't tryin' to hurt ya. Just to distract ya.

  Proxima Midnight : Distract...?

  Proxima Midnight : No! You shall not have them1 I swear in Thanos's name!

  Gamora : Did she say... Thanos?

  Gamora : QUILL! You can't let her have them!

• Rocket Raccoon : What the frutak was that?

  Ronan the Accuser : It's too late. The Kree sacrificed thousands of brave souls to gather the only artifacts capable of holding off the forces of oblivion... And this, it seems, shall be our last stand.

  Drax the Destroyer : Perhaps this is all a misunderstanding.

  Gamora : If we stop fighting for just a minute, we might be able to find a way to fix this.

  Ronan the Accuser : The damage is already done. Our location has been discovered. There is only enough time left to die with honor... And I will make certain that you go first!

  Gamora : Whoever you're afraid of, Ronan, we can help you fight them!

  Star-Lord : He's clearly not a team player, Gamora. Let's show him what he's missing!

• Ronan the Accuser : Imbeciles! The Kree were trying to save all of time and space from being ripped asunder! But you Guardians had to barge in and expose us all to those who will ultimately bring our destruction!

  Rocket Raccoon : Now that ya say it... that totally does sound like somethin' we would do...

  Star-Lord : Whoa! Watch out for that one! Couldn't even block it!

• Spider-Man : What are you Guardians doing back on Earth?

  Star-Lord : Earth? Huh. I guess home is still my happy place...

  Spider-Man : It won't be for long if we don't get things under control. We've got an entire super-villain prison population ready to break free.

  Rocket Raccoon : Next time you teleport us across the galaxy, Quill, try to think of a beach instead!

• Drax the Destroyer : Hmm. These are no ordinary prisoners.

  Gamora : Neither are we.

  Rocket Raccoon : Nothin' like a good old-fashioned cellblock brawl to make me feel right at home...

• Drax the Destroyer : Any notion of where in the universe we are?

  Star-Lord : No idea. But the other prisoners look strangely human... ish.

  Groot : I am Groot!

  Rocket Raccoon : I hear ya, buddy. This sure brings back some memories, don't it?

• Spider-Man : That went so much better than when I do it alone!

  Star-Lord : Then let's stick it together and get out of here... preferably before they wake up!

  Spider-Man : This way! And don't forget to close the door behind us!

  Rocket Raccoon : Not that I'm complainin'... but shouldn't a prison have, you know, guards?

  Spider-Man : Yeah... Something's definitely not right here.

  Star-Lord : You don't know the half of it...

• Rocket Raccoon : More of these jerks? Great.

  Spider-Man : To be fair, Sandy never had the best taste in friends...

• Rocket Raccoon : Hey! Free stuff! That's my favorite kind of stuff!

• Drax the Destroyer : Our path has been obiterated!

  Star-Lord : What are our options here, Rocket?

  Rocket Raccoon : Looks like there's only one way out...

• Drax the Destroyer : Over there! Such a shiny switch is begging to be flipped!

  Star-Lord : We should probably get moving.

  Gamora : Agreed. The sooner we get off this ship, the better.

  Rocket Raccoon : Fine. But can we at least blow some stuff up first?

• Nebula : If our plan fails, the blood of every being in this universe will be on your hands, Guardians... so I will gladly have your blood on mine!

  Star-Lord : Warm up's over, gang.

  Rocket Raccoon : Time to bring out the big guns!

• Green Goblin : You'll never defeat me! NEVER! -IREVEN !em taefed reven ll'uoY The future is mine to-ot enim si erutuf ehT

  Groot : I am Groot?

  Spider-Man : Huh. I think I finally broke him.

  Gamora : Worse. He has lost control of the Time Stone. There is no telling... what sort of damage madman such as he could do the laws of nature!

  Rocket Raccoon : Yeah, it may rip the timestream to shreds, but you gotta admit, it's pretty flarkin' hilarious!

  Star-Lord : That's not exactly the word I would choose. Look!

  Thanos : This is how it all ends. I shall be waiting here for you...