Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order (2019 Video Game)

Brandon Paul Eells: Drax the Destroyer

Quotes 

• Drax the Destroyer : I am ready!

• Drax the Destroyer : Prepare to be destroyed.

• Drax the Destroyer : Wait for me friends!

• Drax the Destroyer : You are an embarrassment to your species.

• Drax the Destroyer : That was for my wife and daughter!

• Drax the Destroyer : Use the Space Stone all you wish, Thanos. There is nowhere you can disappear to where Drax will not find you and kill you!

• Drax the Destroyer : When will they learn not to provoke me?

• Drax the Destroyer : This is why they call me the Destroyer!

• [first lines] 

  Rocket Raccoon : Well, that's another planet we'll never be able to visit again.

  Star-Lord : Because you tried to to steal their most priceless artifact!

  Rocket Raccoon : How was I supposed to know tat thing was so important to 'em?

  Star-Lord : There was a plaque right next to it that said so!

  Rocket Raccoon : Yeah, well, I don't go to museums to read. I got there to steal.

  Drax the Destroyer : Anyone else would waited to offend their clients until AFTER they were paid.

  Rocket Raccoon : I'm not anyone else. I'm one of a kind, baby.

  Gamora : A fact that makes me wonder how much a museum might pay for you...

  Groot : I am Groot.

  Rocket Raccoon : Oh, oh., don't you side with them, you overgrown...

  Gamora : What trouble have you steered us into now, Quill?

  Star-Lord : Nothing. There's literally nothing out here. My scanners are coming to blank.

  Drax the Destroyer : I never heard this alarm before. It is a horrid sound.

  Groot : I am Groot.

  Drax the Destroyer : True. Anything is better than that racket Star-Lord calls music.

  Star-Lord : Rocket? Any idea why our ship is on the fritz?

  Rocket Raccoon : I might have installed a new scanner. I whipped up that detects high concentrations of unusual energy-- Cosmic Cubes. Nega-Bands, Asgardian Hammers... You know, the kind of stuff people pay big money for.

  Star-Lord : But there's nothing out there but rocks!

  Gamora : If I were hiding an object of immense cosmic power, I would want it to look that way as well.

  Star-Lord : Can you lead us to it?

  Rocket Raccoon : Can I...? You bet your hairless pink butt I can. Whatever it is, it should be right behind this...

  Groot : I am Groot.

  Rocket Raccoon : You can say that again.

  Drax the Destroyer : This is a Hala-class Kree warship.

  Gamora : These vessels usually carry hundreds of soldiers.

  Star-Lord : But there's not a single sign of the life on board. Something's not right here. We need to take a look around. See if we can find...

  Rocket Raccoon : Treasure?

  Star-Lord : I was going to say "any survivors." But sure... Treasure is always good, too.

• Rocket Raccoon : Seriously? No welcoming committee?

  Star-Lord : Scans were right. We've got ourselves a ghost ship.

  Gamora : Why would the Kree abaddon a vessel of this caliber?

  Drax the Destroyer : I have a terrible feeling we are about to find out...

• Drax the Destroyer : Ha! No cell can hold us!

• Rocket Raccoon : I think I'm gonna hurl.

  Star-Lord : Oh, great! You're here! I thought we were dead. We aren't dead, are we?

  Drax the Destroyer : I have felt death. This... is slightly less pleasant.

  Gamora : We are alive. But we could be anywhere in space or time. The Infinity Stones are not playthings.

  Star-Lord : Hey! I did exactly what you said. I saved the items of insane power from the psycho space lady.

  Groot : I am Groot.

  Rocket Raccoon : You can? And you just sat there listening to us jabber? Do it already!

  Rocket Raccoon : Oh, great. We save the universe from disaster, but we're the ones that end up in prison?

  Star-Lord : Yep. That sounds about right.

• Drax the Destroyer : Why were we transported to the place, Quill?

  Star-Lord : I don't know. I just grabbed the stone and thought of somewhere safe.

  Rocket Raccoon : Yeah, well, somethin' tells me we'd be a lot safer on the other side of that flarkin' door...

• Gamora : What have you led us into now?

  Drax the Destroyer : Danger and chaos! Two of my favorite things!

• Gamora : Whatever the Kree are hiding on this ship, it must be very important if Nebula is involved.

  Drax the Destroyer : But if their trap was not meant for us... then who was it for?

  Rocket Raccoon : Anyone else kinda hope we never have to find out?

• Drax the Destroyer : These ones think they are tough. How amusing!

• Rocket Raccoon : What the frutak was that?

  Ronan the Accuser : It's too late. The Kree sacrificed thousands of brave souls to gather the only artifacts capable of holding off the forces of oblivion... And this, it seems, shall be our last stand.

  Drax the Destroyer : Perhaps this is all a misunderstanding.

  Gamora : If we stop fighting for just a minute, we might be able to find a way to fix this.

  Ronan the Accuser : The damage is already done. Our location has been discovered. There is only enough time left to die with honor... And I will make certain that you go first!

  Gamora : Whoever you're afraid of, Ronan, we can help you fight them!

  Star-Lord : He's clearly not a team player, Gamora. Let's show him what he's missing!

• Drax the Destroyer : Hmm. These are no ordinary prisoners.

  Gamora : Neither are we.

  Rocket Raccoon : Nothin' like a good old-fashioned cellblock brawl to make me feel right at home...

• Drax the Destroyer : Any notion of where in the universe we are?

  Star-Lord : No idea. But the other prisoners look strangely human... ish.

  Groot : I am Groot!

  Rocket Raccoon : I hear ya, buddy. This sure brings back some memories, don't it?

• Drax the Destroyer : Finally some fresh air! Those cells smelled worse than Rocket's bunk!

  Drax the Destroyer : Now, onward to sweet freedom!

  Spider-Man : Hate to break it to you, folks, but it won't be quite that easy...

• Spider-Man : It's like they always say, Sandy. Life's a beach...

  Sandman : And now you'll die!

  Drax the Destroyer : This one has some spirit. I approve!

• Drax the Destroyer : Our path has been obiterated!

  Star-Lord : What are our options here, Rocket?

  Rocket Raccoon : Looks like there's only one way out...

• Drax the Destroyer : Over there! Such a shiny switch is begging to be flipped!

  Star-Lord : We should probably get moving.

  Gamora : Agreed. The sooner we get off this ship, the better.

  Rocket Raccoon : Fine. But can we at least blow some stuff up first?

• Star-Lord : The bridge is falling apart! Try to jump over the gaps!

  Drax the Destroyer : Easy to say for the man with the ridiculous boot jets!

• Green Goblin : This is how it all ends... This is how it all ends...

  Spider-Man : Or we could work together for once and make sure that it isn't. What do you say, Norman?

  Green Goblin : This is how it all ends...

  Spider-Man : Worth a try. This oughta hold you until the Raft's guards can fit you a new straight jacket.

  Miles Morales : Whoa! Hey! Not a good idea!

  Star-Lord : I know what I'm doing. These things need to be put in a safe place.

  Spider-Gwen : Your pocket is not safe place, space-bro.

  Star-Lord : That's funny, because this one has been doing just fine in there.

  Luke Cage : You tellin' me he had one of those Stones, all along and he didn't bother using it?

  Gamora : It's far better that he didn't. When you used by unaccustomed with cosmic power, the Infinity Stones can you disastrous results.

  Venom : We will be thrown back in our cell now?

  Drax the Destroyer : No. If the future is a grim as it looks you're better off by our side than behind bars.

  Star-Lord : There are still four more Stones out there, each one just as powerful, but in totally different ways. If they can do all crazy stuff like that on their own, we really don't want to find out what all six can do together. We didn't mean to bring them here to Earth, but it happened. So, now it's up to us to track the rest down before Thanos can. I'd like to say this isn't your fight, but you know I'd be lying. We need you. All of you. Hell, probably about twenty more of you. But we'll take what we can get. And together, we'll make sure that there is no way in this galaxy, or any other, that a tyrant like Thanos will...

  [Luke Cage's phone rang?] 

  Star-Lord : Really? Come on, man, I only to make speeches like that once, twice a year tops!

  Luke Cage : Sorry. Gotta take this. It's my wife. Jess, baby. I can't really-- Yeah, well there was this thing out on the Raft and-- I know, but I'm sure Danny and Matt can handle-- We'll be right there.

  Star-Lord : Okay, now, can we get back to it?

  Luke Cage : We better. 'Cause my girl just found your next Stone...