- Miles Halter: You look a little hungover.
- The Colonel: Well, I'll guess I'm putting on a good front then, Pudge, 'coz I'm actually *a lot* hungover.
- Miles Halter: I love you.
- The Colonel: I know you did.
- Miles Halter: No, not past tense. I love you, and I'm so sorry for letting you go.