WandaVision (TV Mini Series)

Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience (2021)

David Lengel: Phil Jones

Quotes 

• Arthur Hart : Wife and I are looking forward to tonight.

  Vision : [connecting the dots]  Mr. Hart! Of course! Dinner with Mr. Hart and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart.

  Arthur Hart : Yes, that's what I just said. What's wrong with you, son? Have you got a screw loose?

  Vision : Oh, no, sir.

  [tapping his head] 

  Vision : Screws all tightened, sir.

  Arthur Hart : Yes, I should hope so. Employee dinners are a rite of passage for the new hires.

  Vision : Ah.

  Arthur Hart : Jones over there failed miserably. Isn't that right, Jones?

  Phil Jones : [leaving his office with a box of belongings]  The wife thought five courses would be sufficient.

  Arthur Hart : And there was that paltry excuse for entertainment.

  Phil Jones : A string quartet?

  Arthur Hart : And then you had that embarrassing display of beatnik enthusiasm.

  Phil Jones : I wore a turtleneck.

  Arthur Hart : Yes. Best of luck out there in the unemployment line, Jones.