Reviews
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
YOU ARE FOOLING YOURSELVES
This movie is incredibly horrible. It was like watching an episode of "The Real World." I was rooting for the Witch to kill them by the end of it. I would have rather gone to watch the popcorn machine in the lobby.
Talk Soup (1991)
The Funniest Show On Television!
John Henson and the crew of "Talk Soup" are the funniest bunch of people on TV. They do crazy sketches and make fun of some of the stupidest talk show clips around. Talk shows are horrible -- Talk Soup makes them GREAT!
Diabolique (1996)
Bland
Diabolique not only lacks substance, it lacks any real effort on the part of the main players. Sharon Stone's character is completely banal. Kathy Bates pops out of nowhere to accomplish nothing except adding 30 more minutes onto this pseudo-thriller bore-fest. As the movie went on, I found myself concerned less and less with the gratuitous sex and not-so-intricate plot twists that I seriously considered going out to the lobby to play "Space Invaders."