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Tekken (1990)
Enter the Dragon & Jurassic Park
A truly lousy anime with nothing to recommend it. It's tepid, cliche-ridden, and just plain dumb! It would be more entertaining to watch someone play the video game "Tekken" then watching the movie based on it. Both video game players and anime fans should avoid this yawner.
Bats (1999)
A lot of guano
"Bats" is a not a movie to be taken lightly. It should be firmly grasped by the throat and throttled. I like horror & SF movies a lot and can usually find something entertaining about them even if it's badly done. Hell, really bad SF & horror movies are very entertaining in spite of themselves! But I found nothing amusing about this dull cliche-ridden film.
Hamlet, Prinz von Dänemark (1960)
To be, or not to be? It never should have been!
Ming The Merciless does a little Bardwork and a movie most foul!
Future War (1997)
I don't know which is more pathetic;...
...a buffoon who is purposely voting a "10" for all the MST3K movies because he likes to amuse himself by messing with demographics or the idea that someone actually thought this was a great movie!
Zaat (1971)
The very definition of the word "amateur"
But Bingo T. must have seen the Special Uncut Directors Version of this cinematic oil slick. No string bikinis or any evidence that the stuff doc was spraying was doing anything accept annoying the catfish to the point that they would rather squirm around on land than spend any more time around the rubber-suited ichthyophile Dr.Leopold. Two questions: 1.Who's Dr.Z? 2.What th'hell was that ending supposed to mean?