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Ringmaster (1998)
Proof God Doesn't Exist
Meaning: if this movie got pitched, scripted, made, released, promoted as something halfway respectable given the constraints (yeah, I know, Springer, sex, violence), where is He?
Reminded me of porn movies I saw in college, plot and dialogue wise.... shoulda just done something for the scurrilous porno market, showed penetration and be done with it-- would have made more money, the ultimate point of this exercise....
Kissing a Fool (1998)
Say another BAD WORD!
OK, I am not the most easily offended, but this movie was severely detracted from by gratuitous use of words beginning with f and s and m and you get the picture! Does Schwimmer think he is John Hughes, Judd Nelson and M. Broderick together now? No sympathy for the characters, bad language, Chicago (again)!, contrived plot ---------- that's enough!
Dirty Work (1998)
Now I know why I canceled my subscription to Rolling Stone in 1986
OK, I am one of the few Canadians who found Norm's SNL News segment profoundly UNfunny. So of course, I didn't bother watching the movie until a random Rolling Stone article claimed that Norm Wuz Robbed.... well, this movie disappeared for a reason folks, it was (like SNL for the last five years or so) proFOUNDLY UNfunny. Gawd, I can't believe I watched the whole thing. I was drunk, OK? Reason, but no excuse. Couldn't move, press that rewind button, held in place like Alex undergoing Ludovicio's Technique. Only the fire alarm saved me. Don't let it happen to you.
The Slugger's Wife (1985)
You must be a masochist...
... to have gotten this far. Welcome to my nightmare. This is the lamest movie I've ever seen in my WHOLE LIFE (next to the Jerry Springer monstrosity)... and it is my sad duty to inform you that Simon and Ashby have put such an UNWATCHABLE movie into the archives that 20 minutes alone with it will make you have nightmares for the rest of your life. They haven't stopped yet for me. Save yourself while you can.........