Let me start off by saying that I do consider myself a Lucio Fulci fan. I own copies of The Beyond, Zombie, and this movie. I wish I could say The Gates of Hell is a good movie, but I cannot lie. It's pretty awful. Even if you can accept the usual bad dubbing and nonexistent plot that characterize these movies, you may still be disappointed by this film. The plot revolves around a medium who witnesses the suicide of a priest in Dunwich, MA, which opens the gates of hell and allows the dead to take over the world. This ghastly vision (the invasion of the dead suggested by the sight of one barely visible corpse rising from its grave) causes the medium, Mary (Katherine MacColl) to die of fright. Without an autopsy or embalming procedure, she is buried (or at least lodged in a grave by particularly lazy union gravediggers) and reawakens. Luckily, a reporter is there at that exact moment to rescue her by hacking through the coffin with a pickaxe. This entire scene is more a matter of style than sense. After all, if a person is not actually dead, he or she certainly is by the time of burial, since embalming is required by law. The medium and the reporter travel to Dunwich, which we hear was the site of Colonial witch-burning. A nice little detail, but actually a stupid mistake since witches were not burned in America; they were hanged. Various supernatural (that is, senseless) occurrences, uh...occur, such as cats attacking their owners, mirris and walls breaking, and a bizarre vertical rain of maggots. Instead of revealing the rest of the "story", I'll just voice a few of my other complaints with the movie.
The eyes! Nearly every scene has long and pointless zooms in on people's eyes, probably so that we don't see their lips not matching the dialogue (although it appears the movie was made in English; the New York scenes even seem to have direct sound).
The score. Annoyingly repetitive (and shamelessly derivative of Dawn of the Dead), the entire score seems to be based around approximately four minutes of music, repeated ad nauseum.
The lack of logic. The world is 48 hours from ending, and Mary wants to stop for a snack? Pack a lunch, woman!
The ending, one of the stupidest in history (apparently it was Fulci's attempt to salvage the end of the film after the real ending was accidentally destroyed in the lab).
The cinematography. There's a difference between "Wow, this movie is atmospheric and scary", and "Wow, this movie is so dark I can't see a damn thing."
The zombies. About five of them, in laughably poor make-up, even by Italian zombie standards. They kill a few people, always in the same repetitive way (grabbing the back of a victim's head and squishing out the brain). They also have the power to disappear and reappear at will. Lame as hell.
I wanted to like this movie, I really did. But I was expecting something much, much more than Fulci was up to. I suggest you skip this and see Zombie instead. Sure, it has its faults, but it's an action-packed, thrill-a-minute zombie epic compared to this.
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