Reviews

This film was utter toss. To expand on that for those not familiar with the term, it was undoubtedly similar to a heterosexual male getting a sudden and unwanted splash of non identifiable male semen on his lower lip. Not pleasant at all. After seeing some of the reviews which use terms like ' genuinely scary' or 'Williams at his best' I can only conclude that we need more hospital beds. And really really good psychiatrists. To make the ultimate statement, I'd rather watch an N'Sync on tour documentary. Nuff said.

Bulletproof was a very quiet release, not seen at many movie theatres and unreleased in England. It starred Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans, with James Caan in a supporting role. Note also a small part for Monica Potter, seen in Con Air and that other movie she was in.

Bulletproof struck just the right cord between action, comedy and even a bit of drama, as the relationship between Wayans and Sandler changed,developed and grew.

Right, enough of the fairly serious review, on with the funny lines:

"Diisnneeyyyylaaand" " I'm gonna get a whole farm to pi** on you " " Hey Charlie, do you whack off a lot?" " Please take that outta my a**! " " The guy's going down on her, and she's eating an apple" " I think they're eating fajitas "

Classic movie. If only it featured Austin Liversedge.

Bottom. Comedy masterpiece. From the opening episode 'Smells', to the most recent live tour 'Hooligan's Island', Bottom has succeeded in making anyone who is into fart gags and frying pan bashed gasmen, laugh uncontrollably.

The two central characters, Richie and Eddie, are portrayed superbly by Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson, and timely appearances by old Young Ones favourtie Christopher Ryan and that guy who plays spudgun add to the quality of this excellent series.

Most viewers from countries other than the UK may struggle to identify with these violent, sexually obsessed icons, but us brits lap it up.

Watch them all NOW !!!!!!!!

Alexei Sayle produced one of the finest programs ever seen on BBC2, recording three series of 'stuff'. The supporting cast were excellent. Alexei was able to combine his top class stand up material with amusing and downright bizarre sketches.

Favourites of mine include the Freddy Krueger Opera sketch, the post office song ( £50 stamp ), Candid Cardinal, Dick Van Dyke - 50 years of Alexei Sayle, Snow White and the Seven Samurai, Lesley Crowther dominated episode, 'I'm pissed' ( Here come the Lizards ), and many others. It seemed that every single sketch or monologue was written and performed to perfection.

Alexei Yuri Gagarin Moscow Dinamo Back 4 Glorious 5 year plan Stalin Tractor Sayle, I salute you.