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Heist (2001)
I liked it better when it was called The Score... wait, no I didn't
Horrible. Mamet is an over-rated, embodiment of pretentiousness continuing to spew forth crap almost relentlessly. The Heist parallels The Score in almost every way, both are nothing more than cheesy theft films comprised of a plot filled with predictable "surprises" and a dialogue littered with a plethora of tired similes. I'm guessing the mentally retarded character in the baseball cap was omitted from The Heist only due to copyright infringement. The action is slow, the humor is humorless, the characters don't have any, and the writer's pompousness flows outward through the screen-- one can easily envision Mamet chuckling inwardly and patting himself on the back after typing each line of "witty" banter.
The In Crowd (2000)
Don't ever see!!!! EVER!!!
Okay, I'm not even going to waste too much breath on this. This is honestly the worst movie I have ever seen. No plot, horrible acting, not much sex! It sucked, people in the theaters were heckling, and for good reason. Don't say I didn't warn you.