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Dune (2021)
Epic! Don't miss out on the big screen!
I've been a big fan of Dune since having read the series. It is a very complex tale that is hard to translate into a coherent screenplay but I feel Denis has managed to simplify it even for those that are not familiar with the novel. The cinematic vision is breathtaking. Every scene is a work of art. This belongs in the hall of the best sci fi movie ever.
The Paper Tigers (2020)
Great title. Horrible movie.
Got drawn in by the title and the potential of watching great martial arts but falls very short. Bad dialogue, bad story, bad martial arts, bad everything. How did this movie win anything? How did this movie garner the positive reviews by the critics? Insanity. I'll just chalk it up to the corona virus.
Save Yourselves! (2020)
Two words.
I can describe this movie in one sentence. Whats happening!
Us (2019)
Dont believe the hype. Dont waste your time or money.
I went to see this movie without seeing the reviews or knowing the plot and was utterly disappointed how bad this movie was as a horror genre and as a coherent story. Came out shaking my head at the end wondering that I actually paid to see this and wasted my time.
I was then curious what this movie was rated by the critics and was again floored that it had garnered high praise and accolades. I'm dumbfounded. This is even worse than a made for tv movie. Don't waste your time or money.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Hype
After 3 attempts to get tickets to see this movie and waiting in line for 30 minutes to get into the theatre and reading the tremendous critic responses to this movie, I have to say I was disappointed after seeing it.
The premise of the movie is interesting the way these "kids" reacted was ludicrous. I think when most people are threatened with a "force" whether known or unknown they take on a defensive posture like fabricating some sort of a weapon or a pointy stick and maybe building a giant bonfire to scare away the "boogie" men?
"The scariest movie ever?" My fear level was on low simmer throughout the movie and maybe spiked up for a brief moment near the end. The overabuse of the shakiness of the camera was becoming trite 30 minutes into the movie. Uhh... yes, I get it, its an amateur videotape, just don't beat me over the head with this concept.
Sitting around the campfire telling ghost stories in the dark can be scary but it's not genius, let's move on. Night of the Living Dead or the Exorcist were scarier movies. Ever hear of these?
Goyôkiba (1972)
bond+clint eastwood+samurai eggroll
Saw this movie recently on a whim without knowing what it entailed and was pleasantly surprised. The "Razor" is all about the ultra-macho superhero archetype. Excellent with the sword, true to upholding one's honor and principles and most of all a supersized male organ to back it all up.