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Dark Water (2002)
Very creepy!
2 July 2004
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I like a good horror movie and over time I've seen some pretty gruesome stuff. Alone, most of the times, with just one little light to add to the atmosphere. Usually I don't scare easily, but Dark Water really gave me the creeps.

I didn't expect it to work that well, judging from the first half. The action develops rather slowly and I had a bit of trouble to adjust to the Japanese language and custom. The strange things that started to happen seemed rather harmless at first. Eerie but not very scary. But the movie gains momentum in its second half. Not just because it starts moving at a faster pace, but also because all the seemingly minor incidents start adding up to something that crawls under your skin instead of punching you in the face, like most horror movies tend to do.

Director Hideo Nakata also directed Ringu, another movie that relies on suspense and not on shockers that are heavily supported (if not induced) by the soundtrack. The other similarity is that both plots are classic ghost stories about the restless souls of wronged children. This gives these stories an interesting angle. Being victims themselves, the ghosts cannot be regarded as 100% evil. Maybe we even would feel some sympathy for them, if they weren't that creepy... and angry. Or maybe if Nakato didn't have the habit to leave us with endings that are not altogether happy.

I wasn't blown away by this movie, but it was certainly worth the couple of euros I spent on renting it. I'd rate it just over 7/10.
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Don's Plum (2001)
Too much
1 July 2004
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I completely missed the discussion about this movie being 'banned' from the theaters in the US. I don't think it's a big loss though. There's just too many Big Topics in this movie to be dealt with in 96 minutes. At least for this director and/or his team of writers. Stories and confessions that are supposed to have a lot of impact, just fall flat. And before you know it there was another member of the cast sharing a terrible secret. In the end I just went: 'Oh dear, so your father killed himself. Bad luck, bro...'

The acting was interesting though. I've never been a Leo fan and that didn't change after seeing Don's Plum. But I thoroughly enjoyed Toby Maguire as a total wacko. Meadow Sisto was very convincing too, although her character was rather dull.

The gimmick with the bathroom mirrors worked well in the beginning. But the novelty wore off rather quickly and it soon turned into nothing more than that: a gimmick. And of course it matters a lot who's in front of the mirror. Some of the performances (like the 'Okay, so I was abused!' scene or the 'hurt hippie' sequence) were just pathetic.

I'd say see it if you're a fan of one or more of the cast members. But don't go out of your way to get hold of it. It's just not a good movie.
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The Hours (2002)
There's still the hours
28 June 2004
First of all, I must admit that I was biased when I watched this movie for the first time. I'd already read the novel and I was in total awe of it. The story had moved me deeply and I found and still find that the writing is among the best I've ever read. Re-invoking that wonderful story already gained The Hours some points.

On top of that I have another reason for perhaps overrating The Hours a little. In my memory, watching this movie has gotten connected to a rather special night (something to do with romance, ahw... you know).

Having said all that, I still think this is a good movie. IMHO: The intertwining of the three stories is not just a 'novelty' as I read in another review. The similarities, mirror images, fore shadowings and hind sights are not just an intellectual concoction to allow an all star cast to give it their best. They're vital functions in themselves, turning points in their own individual stories.

And it's true, all three actresses (and lets not forget the actors in 'minor' parts) give it all they've got. But since when is that bad? Kidman was good, Streep was great (and since Out of Africa I hate Meryl Streep, or was it since Sophie's Choice?) and I especially loved Julianne Moore.

I'm tempted to go into what I think this movie is all about. But that would probably add up to a pile of unfinished thoughts in pointlessly pretentious, crippled English. But it did make me think, and I found out that keeping the title in mind, The Hours, adds to the 'productivity' of my thoughts. After everything that has already been, that has gone forever but left behind its ghosts equally forever, there's still the hours.
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Phone Booth (2002)
Suspense with nothing much to look at
24 June 2004
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*SPOILERS AHEAD* Watching Phone Booth I noticed something weird in my reactions to it. Although I was entertained for the total duration of the movie (which is only 80 minutes) at a certain point - say after 45 minutes - I realized I was rather more listening to it than watching it. Phone Booth doesn't offer much to look at. The action takes place in a Manhattan phone booth and its direct surroundings. A guy is called by a hidden sniper who orders him to come clear and confess his general dishonesty in life. *SPOILER* The only thing that disappointed me is that it was very clear that the guy that was found in the building was not the killer. Keifer Sutherlands voice was just too recognizable to have me fooled.
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Wired
10 June 2004
I really don't think I've ever seen a film that was worse than this one. At the piece of dialogue that is commonly referred to as 'THE LINE' I actually HAD to call my friend with whom I've seen lots of movies lately. I told him what the movie was about and we watched the finale 'together', him on the phone, me doing the live reporting from behind the screen. Laughing out loud almost all the time.

I don't think there's a single one of this films atrocities left that hasn't already been commented on, but it really keeps you roaring with laughter the whole 90 minutes. Oh... maybe there is something I didn't hear anybody rant about. The marlin footage. Was that seventies? Sixties maybe? Was it even in color? And really... What was that guy having sex for? And did I really pick up the suggestion that that woman was his fathers (?) wife???
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Masterpiece
16 May 2004
Everything in this movie is just right. The clash of two dark characters that are basically alike in their wildness, although they operate on opposite sides of the law. The brilliant photography, the phenomenal musical score, the great script and the Hitchcockian way the story is told. I just love every minute of it.

I bought the DVD that has a documentary about the protests of the gay community on it. According to them, Basic Instinct is homophobic. The only thing I heard in their comments was that this film was the perfect vehicle for their political battle. Maybe that battle was just, but I feel that this movie was abused to fight it. Like Paul Verhoeven, the director, I come from Holland and we have far more liberal standards concerning homosexuality. On top of that I'm gay myself, so I reckon I should feel uneasy or insulted by the movie if it really was homophobic. But I didn't feel anything like that at all.

All major characters in Basic Instinct have an evil side, whether they are gay, bi or straight. A mature audience should accept the fact that gay people can be evil too, because good and evil are not linked to someone's sexuality. If Verhoevens crew would have rewritten the script to the extend that all gay/bi people were law abiding, friendly citizens, they would've not just ruined a great movie, but they would have been guilty of stupid and insulting political correctness.
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Cabin Fever (2002)
That good ol' horror
29 April 2004
Perfect example of a non-pretentious horror movie. Scary? Well... it has some nice shockers. Gore? Oh yes, lots of gore and rather convincing too. Plot? Don't mention it. There's a virus on the move that kills you fast. Gruesome too. The inevitable bunch of teenagers (sex, booze, weed, did I mention sex) get contaminated one by one. They fight the virus, each other, the law and the local villagers. And they die one by one. That just about sums it up. But the handling of this simple material is very efficient and I think Cabin Fever is very entertaining. I found it a relief to see this after watching stupid Ring clones like FearDotCom and Gothika.
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9/10
Read the book
27 April 2004
This is one of my all time favorite movies. But... and this is a major but... at least part of my appreciation stems from the fact that I watched it several times and that I've also read the book (by Paul Bowles) two or three times. So both works of art (since the book is most definitely a work of great art) tend to blend together in my mind.

I started by watching the movie though, without any previous knowledge on the novel, nor on Paul Bowles. I was impressed by the powerful imagery (theater! not dvd) and chilled by psychological the harshness of the plot. I was charmed the first time I saw the film but I fell in love when I saw it a second time, which was after I'd read the novel. Maybe this means that the film doesn't 'make it on its own', but to me that's not a problem. And if you are, like me, gripped by the movie I can really recommend the novel for more 'in depth' .

Some people here seem to think that there's no plot or just a very thin one. I disagree. It's not directly on the surface though. You'll have to concentrate and pay attention to dig it up. If you don't like that or feel that a movie should just willingly present itself to you, than this is not your movie.
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Cut to pieces
22 January 2004
I think this film has been cut to pieces. Having seen the deleted scenes (which contained most of its psychological development) I think the director chose speed over credibility. It seriously damages the movie. Sometimes you just don't have a clue why these characters do what they do. The storyline between Berry and his dad is amputated. The love story lacks development. In a commentary the director says that an uncut version (including even less revealing sex scenes) would've added up to almost three hours. On a DVD I might give that a try.

Although it probably wouldn't make up for the acting. I loved to watch both Katja and Egbert, but they just weren't convincing enough. Except maybe for the bed scenes. But hey, it's a known fact that they were having these both on and off set.

Not a good movie. But I liked looking at it anyway, in a silly Dutch way.
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Don't be put off, watch this!
4 January 2004
Yesterday I saw this movie on a non-commercial TV station (so without commercial breaks) and I'm very glad I did. When I saw it listed in the TV guide I wasn't sure whether to watch it or not, because I seemed to remember lots of bad reviews. OK, the film might have been a little too much at certain points, but I definitely liked it.

Cage is very convincing as a paramedic who's losing it. He's experiencing a string of cases going bad. People die on him all the time, no matter how hard he tries to save their lives. The ghosts of these dead people start haunting him. Literally: he starts seeing their faces in the streets and they all seem to blame him for not saving them.

His breakdown is beautifully timed and matches the breakdown of the female lead, Mary (Patricia Arquette), who's father is being kept alive in the hospital after Frank (Cage) brought him in with a heart attack. Mary has to let go of her father, who's definitely not going to make it without all the tubes and up to 15 shocks a day. And Frank has to let go of the people he couldn't save.

Scorcese shows the insanity of Frank's last night on the ambulance in a beautiful way. One big bad nightmarish trip. The ending is maybe a bit too melodramatic, but in a way it suits the movie. All nightmares should end like that.
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All's well that ends well
3 January 2004
Great! I liked it! It made up for the disappointing second part. Even neatly tied up some of its loose ends. In retrospect you might even believe that part 2 was a brave underachiever that failed to deliver on purpose, because it was only meant as a bridge between 1 and 3. But let's not get carried away.

Christopher Walken driving in a beat up convertible through the desert, playing the trumpet. Need I say more?
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90 boring minutes
10 September 2002
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I must admit that I didn't watch this movie under ideal circumstances. I watched it on my computer screen in broad daylight, so I missed the atmospherical stimulation of a cinema full of screaming people. But still I think it would be safe to say that this is a movie that nobody would've missed if it wouldn't have been made. The story (teenage siblings get in the way of a man-eating supernatural monster that decides to put one of them on that night's menu)is very weak to begin with, but that doesn't necessarily mean that the movie should be bad. Lots of Wes Craven flicks have an even thinner plot, but still work. I'm still trying to figure out why Jeepers Creepers doesn't. The acting is okay, the special effects are not that bad and the overall look and feel of the movie is convincing, even on a far from perfect monitor. Maybe it's just the fact that everything this movie wants to do has been done before. Every element you'd expect in a middle of the road horror movie is there, turning the story into a sad vehicle that has to come to a halt at all the far too familiar stops. There's the teenagers to begin with, followed by their discovery of the ghoul and their predictable decision not to run for their lives but to go back and investigate the terrors that they could've just walked away from. There's also a number of 'false alarms', moments that should make you jump while actually there's nothing to be scared of. Well... I didn't jump. The mid section of the movie is 'the hunt'. The monster works his way to the main characters and kills a number of irrelevant victims while he's at it. It is in this part of the movie that, as an afterthought, a psychic woman is introduced who's supposed to shed some light on the otherwise meaningless proceedings of the monster. However, the only important thing she knows is that either the brother or the sister will be the final victim and when she finally arrives at the scene this dreadful fact is just about to happen and her psychic viewings don't help a thing!

The only good thing about the ending of the movie is the fact that the makers had the guts to let one of the main characters die. The bad thing is that the monster survived, so guess what... the sequel is already in the making.

I'm still not very sure why I found this movie so boring. I've seen other predictable horror movies that still amused me. Maybe the teenage-slasher genre is finally dead after the Scream series made explicit fun of its rules and cliches. Or maybe we can't be scared by surreal monsters anymore now that we see so many real life ghouls on television...
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The Hole (2001)
Entertaining, but far from brilliant
9 June 2002
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I'm not going to write a plot summary, there's enough of them already. This may contain SPOILERS though.

What I liked about The Hole is also what makes it a not very convincing and not very interesting movie: the twist. In itself it's nice to see a story unfold in different versions. The idea of somebody who's experienced something terrible and can't quite remember what happened, isn't very original but it can work for the suspense. However, in 'The Hole' the twist lacks subtlety.

Liz changing from a sobbing victim into a confused and obsessed girl who loses control over her manipulating and scheming behavior is an interesting change of perspective. The scenes in which she wants to use the key and something prevents her from doing it I found psychologically convincing. We all know where a lie-going-wrong might lead to and we all recognize that feeling when we want to get it out in the open but are too afraid to do so.

But when the movie goes on, Liz's character takes another turn. We find out that she's not just the victim of her own sick obsession, but downright evil. TMHO: that turn is a wrong turn. From that point on you just know how the ending will be, up to and including the final shot where she gives us her wicked little smile.

I always feel just a little bit insulted when I'm sitting back and let that last couple of minutes roll by....
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5/10
too long, too predictable
16 August 2001
WHAT LIES BENEATH is not a terrible film. But it is disappointing. It has a solid cast and it had a fascinating trailer. But it turned out that there was nothing else to it than that.

I never came to see it in the theater, but rented it today on DVD to watch it on my brand new wide screen set with Dolby Surround sound and crystal clear images. The active subwoofer groaned and moaned, the sounds of doors opening and closing, water running in bathtubs and voices whispering when there was no-one there, reached me from all possible directions. Outside it was dark, hot and damp, with flashes of lightning in the distance. Nothing wrong with the setting. Still the movie didn't scare me. I jumped two times, but I guess that was because of the sound effects.

The point is, the movie's plot is too predictable. About halfway you have a pretty accurate picture about what's going on. At least I did. I didn't have all the details figured out but I knew where to look. The next hour my suspicions turned out to be correct, one by one. The grand finale almost p****d me off because I'd seen that sort of scene a million times before. Michelle Pfeiffer is in a car, a pick-up truck. She's trying to get away from the house where her assailant lies unconscious. Guess where the villain turns out to be....

Rating: 5/10
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Instinct (1999)
amusing moralistic pass-time
5 September 1999
When I saw Instinct it was raining outside. It didn't rain in the movie theatre so that was an improvement of my situation.

When your hopes and expectations are not too high, Instinct is a nice way to spend a rainy afternoon. Nothing more and nothing less. The movie looks good, the actors do what they can with the sometimes unconvincing script and the moralistic views about the real meaning of the word 'civilization' are held back just in time before they become an insult to your intelligence.

When you go see it, just enjoy it, don't think about it too much and have a nice beer afterwards.
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Chilling...
5 September 1999
This Paul Shrader movie is a 'must see' for anyone who's enjoyed 'Don't look now' by Nicholas Roeg. Once again we're back in Venice where decadence, decay and danger seem to lurk in every ill-lit corner. Just barely hiding from our eyes, but omni-present in the atmosphere.

We see Colin and Mary, a not-so-young and not-so-happy couple that have come back to Venice to decide whether or not to continue their relationship. The only plausible question to that answer seems to be a sound NO, until they meet Robert and Helen, an older couple living in a palazzo at the Grand Canal. Robert and Helen are weird, to say the least. Their marriage being a perverted mixture of violence and lust. Robert (Christopher Walken) could be a character from a James Purdy novel: a closeted mucho macho gay man who can only satisfy his need to be physically close to another man through violence. Masochistic Helen is not at all the victim she seems to be.

But who are the real perverts here? The clearly kinky older couple or their younger 'friends', that can't seem to stop having sex after their unsettling encounters? No need to tell that there can be no happy ending to this tale.

The Comfort of Strangers is a work of art. The chilling atmosphere is tangible, the characters are very convincing, the dialogue by Harold Pinter is multi-layered and the plot is slowly moving to its inevitable conclusion without the interference of a weak-hearted writer.

It makes you think about the million different methods people use to keep their lovelives alive. The movie also is a very brutal way of saying that nothing in life comes for free. By exaggerating the price Colin and Mary have to pay, Shrader seems to make us want to think about the more ordinary prices we pay in matters of fidelity, lust and love.
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loved it... and struggled with it
5 September 1999
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I really couldn't accurately describe the contents of this movie. It's about a destructive love affair between a man played by Art Garfunkel and a woman played by Theresa Russel. Russel has attempted to commit suicide. In the hospital they're fighting for her life as Garfunkel is interrogated by a detective (Harvey Keitel) about what really happened. Slowly the real story unfolds and the viewer learns about the darker sides in both characters.

Roeg switches back and forth in the chronology of the story and that makes Bad Timing an intriguing but difficult movie. The secrets that are uncovered are very shocking but one can still 'empathize' (if not sympathize) with the characters.

In my opinion it's about stretching the line between good intentions and evil doings. The good part is that you can't really tell in which moment the line is crossed.

See it and then see it again.
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The Brood (1979)
did anyone notice the way these monsters look???
5 September 1999
Did anyone notice that the 'psychoplasmic' creatures in The Brood look very similar to the murderous midget in 'Don't look now'??? The little red raincoats could have been bought in the same shop for Evil Little Creatures Clothing.

I really wondered whether this was plagiarism, a quotation, or a tribute to Nicholas Roeg.

Cronenbergs film, in my opinion, is a bit too obvious an adaptation of Freudian ideas. The materialisation of aggression into evil creatures that go out of control amused me. I'd like to give him credits for the fact that it also managed to scare me in a number of scenes. As a horror movie I'd rate it with 6 out of 10. As an ironic comment on Freudian psychology I'd consider 9 out of 10.
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A movie that's haunted me for a long time
5 September 1999
'Don't look now' really is one of my all time favorites. I've seen it a countless number of times and still there's not a boring minute in it. However, I'll probably never forget the first time I saw it. I was about 12 and babysitting for my little sister. The movie was broadcasted on TV and it absolutely terrified me, but my sister was sleeping next to me on the couch and I didn't want to wake her up, so I kept watching it, without moving a muscle in my entire body. I've had several nightmares afterwards that featured the dwarf-like creature and the scene in which the little girl drowns. The latter, I think, still is one of the most chilling scenes I've ever seen.

You might want to consider watching the following films in a row: Start with 'The Comfort of Strangers', which is also set in Venice and breathes about the same dark atmosphere, then put 'Don't look now' in your VCR and finish it off with 'The Brood' by David Cronenberg. Just try it and you'll know why the last one belongs in the same series.
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