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7/10
Neat little horror film but with poor attempts at English by the actors
1 January 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I have always remembered Lisa Gaye (sister of Deborah Paget and Teala Loring) as a prolific dancer, doing the twist and the bop in her 1950s films about rock n' roll. She is a very stunning woman with a figure to die for. This film has her using her assets to help tell the story.

It begins with a plastic surgeon (Fernando Rey) who has almost perfected a way to restore damaged human skin with a synthetic skin. He presents it to a board of surgeons at the local mental asylum where he wants permission to try it out there. The doctors reject his request so he continues on with his research. Meanwhile, a short time later a woman with a badly scarred side of her face approaches him and begs him to help her. He can see that she is a very beautiful girl who was severely burned by a lamp. What he doesn't see is that she is an escaped mental patient from the very hospital that rejected his request earlier. At first he asks her to come back another time but she is so desperate that he gives in to her and agrees to treat her. He then has her strip down to her slip and lie on the gurney in his laboratory. He has her take an oral sedative then injects her with more sedative as he begins to operate on her, alone. She emerges from the surgery heavily bandaged about her head and is kept in a room off the laboratory,her entire head swathed in thick bandages. Meanwhile, the local police are searching but are having no luck finding her. When her bandages are removed, her face is flawless with no sign of the burns. He advises her to apply a special fluid to the surgical site to keep the synthetic skin from hardening too quickly, something that he failed to address during his research. He then discovers that she is the escaped mental patient. When the doctor lets on that he knows who she is and goes to call the police, she then attacks him and runs off with his hat and coat and a load of money from his wallet, leaving him seriously injured and paralyzed. The police are notified and he is hospitalized. His assistant/fiancée (Alma) continues to research the liquid as per his instructions until he returns to the laboratory but now confined to a wheelchair. The police are on her trail when they find her gown that she wore in the asylum.

Norma gets a job as a waitress in a local upscale hotel restaurant where she meets a very wealthy playboy who comes on to her, along with the hotel owner who also makes a pass at her, causing her to knock over the flask containing the precious liquid. He invites her up to his quarters where she then murders him and flees the hotel. She goes to the playboy's home and they discuss getting married and going to Paris where she can get away for good. They get married by a justice of the peace. Enroute to the airport, her face returns to the grisly scarring where her fiancé sees it and runs from the car onto the road. She then runs him over and takes off.

At this point, she drives to the surgeon's laboratory, demanding more of the fluid. He sees that her face has returned to scars. Determined to find it, she ransacks the laboratory, breaking beakers and test tubes, looking for the fluid. The doctor admits his mistake and tells her that she must go back to the asylum where he can properly treat and observe her. She refuses and breaks a flask with which she threatens to stab the doctor. Alma comes in and fights with Norma. To stop the fight, the doctor holds up a flask containing the fluid but then drops it on the floor, breaking it. Norma is completely berserk now and continues her quest to kill the doctor but meets her demise. She falls into the fluid and her face changes back to the beauty that she was while the police, the doctor and Alma wait for the coroner.

I enjoyed this film except for the obvious struggle of the Spanish actors to pronounce their lines in English. Fernando Rey didn't seem to have such a difficult time but the others did. Lisa Gaye adopted a convincing Spanish accent but slipped into her American persona at times. Her performance was outstanding as was that of Rey, which held my interest in the film. There is a lot of jumping from one scene to the next as if certain parts were cut from the American print which became annoying after a while but overall, a pretty good film.
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8/10
A pretty good serial!
7 December 2013
This serial was produced by Victory Pictures, another one of the famed "Poverty Row" studios of the 1930s and 40s. The storyline centers around Sir James Blake, a retired and renowned law enforcement officer, brilliantly played by Herbert Rawlinson. Blake and his group are assigned to investigate the disappearance of a ray machine that was designed by an engineer (Ralph Byrd) that was to be used by the armed forces in combat. The henchmen, led by The Scorpion(who relies on a black hat, mask and a claw-like glove, give this group a real run for the money.

The settings take place in an eerie boarding house, complete with secret passages, rooms equipped so that one can observe and hear what goes on in the room below (this is one way that they keep tabs on each other), and the all-time cellar with the long stairway that leads into the river where a boat awaits the getaway. Each character adds meaning to the film except I don't understand why little Dickie Jones would be a part of this undertaking (he's Sir James' nephew) but he manages to be a big help to the law. Sam Flint plays Police Inspector Henderson (oh, Superman! Where are you????) who works closely with Sir James & the others. The key henchmen are played to perfection by Ted Lorch and Dick Curtis, both naturals for the roles.

I have to agree with a previous reviewer about the fight scenes. There are some, but no where near as many as in the Republic serials. In those, there's a fight very 5 minutes which gets tired after a while; in this serial, the fights are spaced out evenly throughout the film, keeping the suspense level high. And speaking of Sir James and Inspector Henderson, those two gray-haired seniors hold their own during the fights. Sir James has one particular gritty tussle with a big brute of a guy (the mute and monster-like son of the boarding house owner who is also in cahoots with the henchmen)and manages to win! The down side of the fight scenes is that the fighting is done in slap-style, not closed fist, unlike the Republic fights, which made for a bit of chuckling while I watched it.

The film quality is dark at times but watchable. There were times that I had to get close to my screen to see what was doing on but those scenes were very few.

I recommend this if you're in the mood for good, classic action from the 1930.
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7/10
Absolutely HATED the ending....
23 November 2010
This was a well-made film noir by one of my favorite directors, Robert Aldrich, about Mickey Spillane's "Mike Hammer" character and, of course, murder. The film is full of suspense with top-notch acting and creepy effects surrounding the story. The ending, however, took the entire film to a whole new level and made absolutely no sense, reminding me of the old 1950s horror films where the hero and his lady love interest get far enough away from the destroyed monster so that they can watch with great delight. My response to the ending was, "Whaaaat???????!!!!!!" Pretty good up to the ending. I can't give any details about it without giving away the ending, so take a peek at it and be prepared for an ending that really sucked.
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The Red Skelton Hour: Pantomime Concert (1961)
Season 10, Episode 15
10/10
This was a classic episode although Red wasn't there
12 January 2009
Warning: Spoilers
I remember this show very well. Red was out, recovering from back surgery and Desi Arnaz was guest host. The highlight of the entire show was Marcel Marceau doing "The Hare and the Tortoise" all in pantomime. Arnaz fumbled the word "tortoise" by saying "tor-toys" and someone would prompt him with the correct pronunciation, which got a huge laugh from the audience. (This was one of his trademarks from "I Love Lucy," mispronouncing words {sometimes on purpose} due to his Cuban accent.) Other skits were done by Marceau and Arnaz but this was the main one.

The show was done mostly in pantomime (Marceau did not speak, of course) and as always, at his glorious best. This one should be made available on DVD. Excellent family viewing!
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Don't waste your time with this one.
11 September 2000
Why, oh why do I waste my time watching 3rd run crap like this? I believed that this film was something worth watching at 6:00 a.m. on American Movie Classics, but boy, was I wrong! I'd have done better watching old reruns of "Let's Make a Deal." This film looks as if it were shot with a Brownie camera, the quality is so bad. It also resembles one of those old Italian sword and sandal jobs, with scenes switching back and forth for no reason. The film editor must've completed a correspondence course from the Rinky-Dink School of Film Editing. At least they could have asked Ivan Tors for a real shark during the underwater shark attack scene.

Mark Stevens looks sickly, Joanne Dru is OK, Robert Strauss is at his comic best, although he tries to play it straight, and Asher Dunn - he's cute. That's all.

MST3K - go for it. Everyone else - skip it. Especially at 6:00 a.m.
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House of Wax (1953)
A true horror classic!
26 August 2000
Vincent Price is truly one of the most gifted horror film actors, in the ranks of Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi and Lon Chaney, Jr. In this film he portrays an innocent wax museum curator whose lifetime accomplishments and dreams are destroyed in a savage fire after a nasty fight with his crooked accountant. As a result of the fire he is also badly disfigured and sets out to avenge this horrible fate on innocent people. I remember my parents seeing this film in 3-D as I was too young at the time. They often talked about it and hoped that one day the 3-D effect could be reproduced for TV.

One of my favorite highlights was paddle-ball whiz Reggie Rymel as the barker (whatever happened to him?) I first saw him perform on "The Spike Jones Show" and his handling of the paddle ball is absolutely breathtaking. (I could never figure out how to hit the stupid ball let alone catch it in my mouth!) See this film, folks, especially on a dark, stormy night.

You'll shudder yet appreciate this masterpiece for the classic that it is!
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Creepy....
23 August 2000
Geraldine Page gives a stellar performance as a whacked-out nutzo who delights in making compost out of her housekeepers and then stealing their money. Alas, along comes Ruth Gordon (at her snoopiest, sneakiest best) to investigate her friend's death, and then the gray hair flies. The scene in which these two senior citizens duke it out makes you see that adrenaline still pumps after age 60 (see Laurence Olivier and Gregory Peck in the climax of "The Boys from Brazil" if you don't believe me). Ruth Gordon's character reminds me of a sweet yet feisty grandma who wouldn't hesitate to deck you with a right hook if her words didn't get to you. I actually wanted to jump in there and help her kick butt since I liked her character so much. If you like the kind of film that startles you to attention, check this one out. It's very much worth a look.
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Bayou (1957)
A waste of time, money and advertising...
29 July 2000
I remember this film being shown in local theatres as "For Adults Only." I was 7 years old at the time. Thirty years later I found this film in the video store under the title, "Poor White Trash," as it was billed in the theatres along with "Shanty Tramp." There is no "adult" shock value to this piece of crap whatsoever.

What you have is a poor, grainy, mostly dark celluloid that contains scenes of what would be considered "PG" today: a scene of Lita Milan's character running through the woods naked (the camera shot the scene from so far away all you really see is a ghostlike figure running, pursued by a man in a white shirt (Tim Carey). The subsequent rape scene shows Lita Milan's screaming head going back and forth (you can imagine what's happening); the "sex" scene in the cabin involves a shot of Peter Graves' hand on Lita Milan's back between shots of pounding waves; the "violence" involves a quickie shot of an axe protuding from Tim Carey's back after the climactic fight with Peter Graves (no wonder Peter Graves would rather be remembered for "Mission: Impossible."). Tim Carey is at his slimy best, but the movie really sucks. Oh, and Jonathan Haze looking like he's on some drug...pass on this one.
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Silly, but cute...
23 July 2000
OK, it was a dumb movie. It was an obvious takeoff of Martin and Lewis, but it was good, clean, innocent fun aimed at the "mad scientist and the gorilla" genre that was enjoyed by Abbott & Costello, The Three Stooges, The Bowery Boys, The Ritz Brothers, etc. Any nostalgia buff would get a nudge instead of a kick out of this film. Sammy Petrillo is almost a clone of Jerry Lewis - even his facial expressions are like carbon copies of Lewis'. Duke Mitchell, on the other hand, needed serious help. Dean Martin he ain't. He can't even sing. If just for the pleasure of seeing Bela Lugosi at his sinister best, tune in. For what few snickers it offers, it's worth a look.
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A hoot!
9 July 2000
I just finished watching this movie on video late at night and I absolutely could not get to sleep from laughing. I mean, I have not laughed this hard at a film since "Smokey and the Bandit." "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo" is a very funny film. Even though it pokes fun at people with limb prostheses, narcolepsy, Tourette's Syndrome and blindness, I think it was tastefully done. Those who are offended should stay away from this film. I mean, there's nothing funny about seeing someone falling on ice and breaking their butts, but the Three Stooges did it for almost a century and people are still laughing, so that tells you something about humor in society. People are still laughing at "I've fallen and I can't get up" even though that's reality. Life's too short for sorrow, so if you want a really hearty laugh to lift your spirits on a down day, then by all means, see this film.
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Jim Carrey was cheated out of his Oscar!
9 July 2000
I never thought Andy Kaufman was funny. Stupid, yes, but funny, no. After watching this film, I felt a little sorry for him. In this film, Jim Carrey portrays him with such comic flair that I actually laughed at some of the recreations of Kaufman's work, especially Tony Clifton. What a character! Jim Carrey's portrayal of Kaufman is more than deserving of a Best Actor Oscar win, which he did not get. Even though I saw Andy Kaufman as the unfunny, off-the-wall performer that he was, I actually cried during the re-creation scene of his funeral, because it was so sad to know that he tried so hard to make people laugh through his "crying 'wolf'" sense of humor and few believed that he was actually dying of lung cancer. A truly wonderful and fascinating film, thanks to Jim Carrey and Milos Forman.
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A well-made, brilliant film
18 June 2000
I saw this film on opening night in Philadelphia, Pa. The audience consisted of almost entirely young, Black men (mostly) and women who were obviously active in the civil rights movement,judging by the reactions of the men in the audience when Sweetback gave "the man" his definition of justice - beating the living crap out of them. His methods were quite original - especially with the pool cue. His sexual prowness was the main hit of the film for the ladies in the audience (I admit). The scene that really had me rooting for Sweetback was when he "popped" the white biker chick (in a most original manner) and she practically killed her biker boyfriend trying to join up with Sweetback in his quest. He merely cast her off like a used oilrag, which she was. Hilarious. There was a lot of anger among Black moviegoers at that time, which is why a lot of the blaxploitation films were successful. Our voices were heard loud and clear, especially in films, where our heroes were the victors against racist society and even more racist law enforcement, no matter how grisly, gruesome or violent the methods for dealing with them were. I had the pleasure of meeting Melvin Van Peebles at a screening and lecture of his work shortly after this film was made. His brilliance and genius were even more obvious as this man reflected on his determination to film, release and distribute this motion picture even though "white" America did everything they could to ban it, including slapping it with an "X" rating. I never understood the need for the "X" rating, as many of American-International's horror films were much more violent and graphic than this film (the "X" rating was not because of the sex)yet they were never banned or given that dreaded rating. I highly recommend this film to any student of filmmaking to view it not so much for the subject matter but to see the absolute genius in Mr. Van Peebles' work. Little money had he, but a lot of guts, brains and a wonderful and creative imagination made this film the success that it was.
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I enjoyed this film!
17 January 2000
For those of you that enjoy mindless but fascinating "theme" movies of the '50s, then this one is for you. Adele Jergens steals the film as the prison bully that befriends Ann. The best scene is at the end of the film where Richard Denning, a minister that was a star boxing champ at college mind you, dukes it out with the bad guy. There's an earthquake (makes no sense) and a windstorm. For highlights on the making of the film, check out American International's producer/founder Sam Arkoff's book, "Flying Through Hollywood by the Seat of My Pants," and he'll explain the reasons for the natural disasters. Overall the film is interesting, since it makes you wonder how the prison women manage not a hair out of place or smeared makeup after the fights. Cute stuff.
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The Joey Bishop Show (1961–1965)
"A breath of fresh air!"
24 December 1999
This show was truly "a breath of fresh air." At a time when turmoil was beginning to shape things to come in this country, this program was nothing but a barrel of laughs. Joey Bishop's deadpan deliveries were nothing short of hilarious. The times that he did break up on camera were classics. Guy Marks was my all-time favorite sidekick compared to Corbett Monica. One thing that confused me, though - Abby Dalton was pregnant during both seasons, but when the series moved to CBS they identified the child-to-be as their first. I remember her son Matthew David Smith playing the baby in the second season. Anyone know what was up with that? It's still fun to watch on the TV Land network with all the original laughs intact.
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