A psychopathic, serial killing, child molester (BAD man you see) is using his demonic servant (Dani Filth, from Brit Death Metal outfit 'Cradle of Filth') to carry out gruesome revenge against the people who put him inside, including a slightly warped police inspector whose trademark idiosyncrasy is touching up dead bodies, to ensure they're actually dead (Hmm, sure, whatever you say... especially necessary when they have their entrails spread across the living room...). Cue an 'Asylum' type anthology of stories, the sort of thing that Amicus used to do, based around several vicious murders bound up in the common thread of the inspector attempting to solve said murders.
Ok, lets deal with some major issues. First of all the writing is extraordinarily weak in places and the direction quite blatantly exposes the low budget of the production, rather than attempting to conceal it behind, say, intelligence and talent. I won't dwell on the latter too much, since at least the special effects (largely consisting of much Kensington Gore being chucked around) are sometimes quite effective (excepting an inexcusably awful CGI Car accident), and the film was obviously hampered visually by having to be shot on video, but the script seems to be the films main weakness. Given that the last genuinely successful British Horror Film was 'Hellraiser', I think we really need to do better than this kind of writing. Of all four stories, only the fourth ('The Sick Room': an, and I'll freely admit it, gloriously vile and inspired idea) displays any real kind of imagination. The possessed limb segment is as tired and obvious as you would expect, while the other two are evidently nothing more than showcases for some low budget gore effects.
The FX were apparently provided by the same people who worked on 'Hellraiser' and 'Black Hawk Down', although I would imagine the connection is tangential at best; perhaps it was the runner or the caterer who bridged the gap, since I don't see much evidence of genuine ability on show, unless maybe the budget was way, WAY lower than I understood.
Nevertheless, let's evaluate the good points, as much as we can. The cast is pretty much a role call of people who no one outside of low budget British Horror films will recognise, which, naturally, can only be a good thing for selective cult audiences. Dani Filth, though much touted in the publicity, plays a largely episodic, silent part (a sensible idea considering his brief moment of speech towards the end; has a creepy character ever deflated as much on opening his mouth?), which will undoubtedly appeal to COF fans. The absolutely gorgeous Emily Booth (played 'Pervirella' in the film of the same name, also directed by Alex Chandon, and now appearing as Eden on UKTV Channel 5's cult film show 'ouTThere') displays no acting talent, but a great deal else besides (the drooling is not lecherous but an immutable human instinct) before bearing a child that makes Damien look like Donny Osmond, while Eileen Daily ('Razor Blade Smile') delivers an unintentionally hilarious response to her husbands new leg before unfortunately ending up wrapped around a lamppost.
Other than that I don't recognise anyone in the cast. The Police Inspector is quite amusing; terrible dialogue ensures that every other word out of his mouth is unprintable here (i.e. 'That new computer system is a load of w**nk, you feed some s**t into it, and just get a whole new load of b*****ks back). I'm no expert, but I imagine talking to your superiors in the force like that might get you at least a caution.
Ah well, a grisly enough gore fest if that's what you're after (there is a LOT of blood and depravity: people having limbs hacked off, stabbing their own stomachs with scissors, eviscerating cats, tearing out throats, being stabbed in the eye with a broken bottle, throat slashing, decapitating etc), but not particularly laudable in terms of good filmmaking. Still, good for a Saturday night with some friends and an inordinate amount of drink, which is after all what it was probably designed for.
5 severed hands out of 10 ('Who's Laughing NOW!!!')
Ok, lets deal with some major issues. First of all the writing is extraordinarily weak in places and the direction quite blatantly exposes the low budget of the production, rather than attempting to conceal it behind, say, intelligence and talent. I won't dwell on the latter too much, since at least the special effects (largely consisting of much Kensington Gore being chucked around) are sometimes quite effective (excepting an inexcusably awful CGI Car accident), and the film was obviously hampered visually by having to be shot on video, but the script seems to be the films main weakness. Given that the last genuinely successful British Horror Film was 'Hellraiser', I think we really need to do better than this kind of writing. Of all four stories, only the fourth ('The Sick Room': an, and I'll freely admit it, gloriously vile and inspired idea) displays any real kind of imagination. The possessed limb segment is as tired and obvious as you would expect, while the other two are evidently nothing more than showcases for some low budget gore effects.
The FX were apparently provided by the same people who worked on 'Hellraiser' and 'Black Hawk Down', although I would imagine the connection is tangential at best; perhaps it was the runner or the caterer who bridged the gap, since I don't see much evidence of genuine ability on show, unless maybe the budget was way, WAY lower than I understood.
Nevertheless, let's evaluate the good points, as much as we can. The cast is pretty much a role call of people who no one outside of low budget British Horror films will recognise, which, naturally, can only be a good thing for selective cult audiences. Dani Filth, though much touted in the publicity, plays a largely episodic, silent part (a sensible idea considering his brief moment of speech towards the end; has a creepy character ever deflated as much on opening his mouth?), which will undoubtedly appeal to COF fans. The absolutely gorgeous Emily Booth (played 'Pervirella' in the film of the same name, also directed by Alex Chandon, and now appearing as Eden on UKTV Channel 5's cult film show 'ouTThere') displays no acting talent, but a great deal else besides (the drooling is not lecherous but an immutable human instinct) before bearing a child that makes Damien look like Donny Osmond, while Eileen Daily ('Razor Blade Smile') delivers an unintentionally hilarious response to her husbands new leg before unfortunately ending up wrapped around a lamppost.
Other than that I don't recognise anyone in the cast. The Police Inspector is quite amusing; terrible dialogue ensures that every other word out of his mouth is unprintable here (i.e. 'That new computer system is a load of w**nk, you feed some s**t into it, and just get a whole new load of b*****ks back). I'm no expert, but I imagine talking to your superiors in the force like that might get you at least a caution.
Ah well, a grisly enough gore fest if that's what you're after (there is a LOT of blood and depravity: people having limbs hacked off, stabbing their own stomachs with scissors, eviscerating cats, tearing out throats, being stabbed in the eye with a broken bottle, throat slashing, decapitating etc), but not particularly laudable in terms of good filmmaking. Still, good for a Saturday night with some friends and an inordinate amount of drink, which is after all what it was probably designed for.
5 severed hands out of 10 ('Who's Laughing NOW!!!')
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