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Mr. Birks
Reviews
The Car (1977)
Aww man... I can't believe MST3K got cancelled...
!!! Don't read this if you haven't seen the film !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(continues for the duration of the film) I don't even know where to start... I bought this video as it was being practically given away at my local suncoast... I knew from the box and my complete lack of knowledge of any of the actors that it was probably going to be laugh riot... but I had no idea! Between the crazy unexplained plot points, Jaws-like theme music, half-assed character development, and a fiber-glass car that rolls through and over other cars without a scratch... I didn't know when I should stop laughing to catch my breath! For those of you who have seen the film, I'm sure you'll understand why I can summarize the whole thing in just two syllables... CAT POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
When I first saw this movie in my local video store... I broke out laughing. I mean really... In Space? And where'd he get that light saber?
Then when they put the bugs in the blender and injected them into the scientist with the princess blood, the person I was watching it with pointed out how there should be a spider/scorpion/smart scientist running around... AND THEN THERE WAS!!! And the guy with the face that got flattened with that tray... hahahahaha... and when the spider/scorpion/smart scientist ate that chicks pants!!! hahahahahahaha And the part with the princess flashing everyone?!? ... that was almost too much entertainment... This receives my best rating ever - 7 THUMBS UP! And that dosen't even figure the part where the leprechaun comes out of the guys crotch!
P.S. If you think I've ruined the film by giving away all the best parts... you're wrong - this film was ruined by the guy who wrote the script... and the director... and all those actors... except the black guy - he was cool.
"I don't care if she's the queen of soul!" - black guy