Dear Writer Idiots: Here's what you don't do. You don't take an iconic character from books, film, and TV, and turn him into something that your feeble minds think is relevant somehow to today. You didn't create this character and you've got a lot of chutzpah turning him into whatever this character is, which isn't, by the way, Perry Mason. Just use another name and doing soil what Mr. Erle Stanley Gardner created because you know what - you're not better than him. In fact, you're just typical now TV writers, copying other shows and genres, with a "director" who's trying awfully hard (emphasis on the awful) to be David Fincher. Eight episodes to solve a case? Really? Especially when we know who at least one of the guilty parties is in episode one. You love all your digital period detail and I can just imagine you all clapping yourselves on the back for it, but then you go and have someone get a phone number that is a prefix and FIVE digits. Dear people who have no idea about LA or its history - FIVE digits didn't come to LA until 1950 and it was a rarity even then. Prefix and FOUR digits. It's really not hard to find that out if you're not lazy. There were no restaurants/diners on Larchmont Blvd. In the early 1930s like the one you picture, which is, of course, Musso and Frank. Why not just call it Musso and Frank? Seems simple to me.
Your leading man never seems to shave. In the early 1930s men shaved and did not look like some buy from the 2000s. In the 1930s the F bomb was not dropped like it is today, a mile a minute. What do you gain by showing some three hundred pound Fatty Arbuckle-type's tool hanging out. Explain it? Is there an HBO rulebook? Why do the murder scenes look like they're right out of Seven? Why are the supporting characters all cliches out of other stories and films? Why is Aimee Semple McPherson always depicted in these tales and never by her real name?
But the bottom line here is this isn't Perry Mason. It's that simple. It could be Perry Merriwether or Richard Mason or Mason Jar and then people would perhaps go with it. Finally, to those who cannot go one second without using some now cliche - no, this is not an origin story about Perry Mason, because Mr. Gardner never felt Mr. Mason's origins were of interest because that's not what he was writing about. Eight episodes that could have probably been two. But not HBO. No, stretch it out beyond any logical endurance.
Your leading man never seems to shave. In the early 1930s men shaved and did not look like some buy from the 2000s. In the 1930s the F bomb was not dropped like it is today, a mile a minute. What do you gain by showing some three hundred pound Fatty Arbuckle-type's tool hanging out. Explain it? Is there an HBO rulebook? Why do the murder scenes look like they're right out of Seven? Why are the supporting characters all cliches out of other stories and films? Why is Aimee Semple McPherson always depicted in these tales and never by her real name?
But the bottom line here is this isn't Perry Mason. It's that simple. It could be Perry Merriwether or Richard Mason or Mason Jar and then people would perhaps go with it. Finally, to those who cannot go one second without using some now cliche - no, this is not an origin story about Perry Mason, because Mr. Gardner never felt Mr. Mason's origins were of interest because that's not what he was writing about. Eight episodes that could have probably been two. But not HBO. No, stretch it out beyond any logical endurance.
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