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8/10
An interesting comedy starring Ke Huy Quan
20 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
The recent success of former child star Ke Huy Quan and his Oscar winning return to the big screen with Everything Everywhere All at Once has led to renewed interest in his work following his initial success with Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and The Goonies. Of particular interest was the 1993 Taiwan television drama that he starred in with the provocative title The Big Eunuch and the Little Carpenter. Thankfully, the Taiwan Television network (TTV) has uploaded every single episode on YouTube, giving fans a chance to see the sort of performance Quan provides once he has left his child star status.

Quan plays Ba Da-jia, the Little Carpenter in our tale. In the final years of the Ming dynasty, Ba Da-jia was a carpenter that just happened to be fixing a roof in a square where the playmate for the Crown Prince was to be selected. The selection led to a riot among the young eunuchs. In the midst of this chaos Ba Da-jia ended up falling off the roof right in front of the officials making the selection. He wound up getting picked, and managed to enter the palace as a eunuch while avoiding castration. Thus he finds himself in the middle of a political battleground where he winds up coming face to face with the Crown Prince turned Tianqi emperor, the ruthless Wei Zhong-xian (the Big Eunuch in the story), Madame Ke, and members of the intellectual Donglin Movement as well as the militant White Lotus Sect. Everybody has their own motivations, and Ba Da-jia's is just to survive.

The Big Eunuch and the Little Carpenter is a television drama lasting 40 episodes, with each hour-long episode a part of the overall story. Even subtracting the commercial breaks and the opening and ending theme still leaves about 29 hours worth of material, Naturally, the progression of the story is divided into arcs, or different situations that Ba Da-jia has to deal with. The quality of the arcs are fairly varied. Some of the arcs are very well written, such as the first major storyline involving the attempted coup by the concubines of the former emperor. Others aren't quite so riveting, usually because they get thrown to the wayside before reaching a conclusion.

All of this backcourt dramatics may sound quite serious, especially in a medium called the "TV drama." Yet as one might expect from the title The Big Eunuch and the Little Carpenter is purely a comedy. The entire series is pretty much played for laughs. While several other comedies end up becoming quite serious near the end as the stakes are higher, the jocular nature persists in The Big Eunuch and the Little Carpenter. The forms of comedy are fairly diverse. There are slapstick moments, and also puns and other wordplay, sometimes involving Ba Da-jia's name (which translates literally into Big House, but it can also mean Everyone.) And yes, as one might expect in a show about eunuchs there are jokes involving castration as well. However, the majority of the humor comes from situational comedy. Throw a character with absolutely no decorum into an environment where modesty and respect is almost mandated and let the laughter flow.

Ke Huy Quan shines in his performance as Ba Da-jia. His performance was burdened with the fact that Ba Da-jia is a very annoying and unlikeable character. He is lazy, stupid, lecherous, and greedy. He is quick to deflect any responsibility, yet also quick to soak up credit for any praise. Some of these negative traits get toned down fairly early on and by the second half he actually does some some honorable things, but he's still largely the same useless fellow by the end of the series. He isn't even allowed to use his own voice to do so. Quan is certainly capable of speaking Mandarin Chinese. He proved it in his performance in Everything Everywhere All at Once. However, he does speak with a thick Cantonese accent. As a result the producers felt it better if his lines were dubbed over.

Thankfully, Quan does have a special skill, and that is that he is a master at physical acting. Each of his actions are quite exaggerated, but it helps to highlight Ba Da-jia's characteristics. He sits with his feet hanging over the side of the chair, showing off his lack of court decorum. He struts when he's feeling haughty and shrinks when he cowers at the sight of Wei Zhonxian and Madame Ke. And of course there is his trademark look of surprise, when his mouth an eyes open up wide and he yells "Wah!" Unfortunately Quan isn't given an opportunity to show off his martial arts skills as there are a few action scenes, but he is never shown to participate in any of them. Nevertheless, Quan does manage to make the most of the opportunities he is given.

Of course it helps that Quan is surrounded by a strong ensemble cast. Actresses Ming-chie Kuang and Chin Chi are very good as Ba Dajia's love interests Yuan Xiao-yu and Zhang Qian respectively. Kuang's Xiao-yu has more of a kind and patient type of chemistry, but Chi's Zhang Qian and her abusive tendencies is more humorous. Meanwhile veteran actors Shao-feng Cheng (who also serves as the director of the series) and Ming Chiang are also solid as Xiaoyu's grandfather Yuan Bu-fan and Zhang Qian's father Zhang Ben-ru respectively. Their treatment of Ba Dajia hilariously run counter to that of Xiaoyu and Zhang Qian, with Yuan Bu-fan treating the little carpenter with stern disapproval while Zhang Ben-ru constantly showers Dajia with praise.

Meanwhile two-time Golden Horse winner Feng Ku shines as the real-life figure of Wang An. His strict, no-nonsense control of the administration under the Tianqi emperor runs counter to the lust for power of Wei Zhong-xian. At 25 years old, Shin-chih Chiu is probably a little too old to play the Tianqi emperor, who was only a teenager for most of his reign, but even so he does a great job portraying the weak-minded emperor whose blind mistrust in Ke and Wei led to the political chaos, yet infuses him with a sympathetic air. Comedic actor Jing Fang is terrific as Ba Da-jia's sleazy uncle Ba Da-zhu, whose greed dwarfs that of his hapless nephew to the point that he ingratiates himself towards Ke and Wei, yet manages to remain hilariously charming in spite of his slimy personality.

Even some of the characters with more limited roles are fantastic. The veteran Mongolian actress Siqin Gaowa is very good as the scheming Consort Li, one of the concubines lusting for power following the death of the previous emperor. Her cold cunning early on serves as a contrast for Ke and Wei who outdoes her in every way later in the series. Actor Tai He makes a strong impression as Ba Da-jia's one-time boss Bao Da-chun. His curt way of speaking and his lack of tolerance for Ba Dajia's antics is such a breath of fresh air it's a shame he was written out so quickly. Vicky Hsiao Hsuan Chen is also solid as one of Tianqi's concubines who feeds information to Wei Zhong-xian. Her courageous stand against Wei is inspirational even if it would end up costing her life.

Of course every show has to have its share of antagonistic characters, and the villains of The Big Eunuch and the Little Carpenter are all very memorable. Ping-chun Cheng is the very definition of intimidating as the military leader Ke Guanxian, especially as the Bas and the Yuans struggle for survival late in the series. Te-men Kan also phenomenal as the titular Big Eunuch Wei Zhong-xian. He has his share of intimidating moments, yet has enough bumbling to make it a memorable performance. Heng Yu is possibly even better as Wang Ti-qian. The old eunuch is initially portrayed as a funny old homosexual pervert, yet quickly proves to be much more ruthless and cunning than anybody could have imagined.

Yet the series MVP ends up being Man-ning Hsi as Madame Ke. She makes her glorious entrance in an action-packed fight scene near the end of the first episode. She is cold and calculating, and proves herself to be the mastermind in the Ke-Wei collaboration, She is always quick to provide guidance and can even stop even Wei Zhong-xian and Ke Guang-xian with just one little glance. Yet she also shows tenderness towards the emperor. Initially it seems like her fealty towards the emperor is only to help her gain power, yet by the end of the series it becomes clear that her care for him is genuine. It almost makes you feel sorry for her in her defeat, a feeling you don't quite get with the other antagonists.

Being a high-profile costume TV drama, you'd expect the production values to be quite high, and for the most part it is. The costumes are all quite exquisite, even if the characters rarely ever seem to change. The sets are a little bit more varied. The indoor sets within the palace are all pretty exquisite. However, some of the outdoor sets leave more to be desired, especially one later on in a series of underground tunnels. The music is fairly nice. Much of the music is an instrumental remix of the opening theme, titled "I was Hip Checked by Youth". Of course, the Studio Ghibli fan in me quickly recognized two songs from the Kiki's Delivery Service soundtrack, namely "I Can't Fly" and "Jeff."

I have no idea if The Big Eunuch and the Little Carpenter ended up being a rating success for TTV. I do know that when the television awards in Taiwan, the Golden Bell Awards, announced its nominees for the year the show aired, The Big Eunuch and the Little Carpenter only picked up one nomination, within the Sound Mixing category, which it didn't even win. Nevertheless, The Big Eunuch and the Little Carpenter is a highly entertaining series. If you're a die-hard fan of Ke Huy Quan, and you're in the mood for some comedy, and you have a passing knowledge of Mandarin Chinese, then the show is definitely worth watching.
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9/10
NASCAR
14 March 2004
VVVRRRRRrrroooommm! The thunderous sounds at a typical NASCAR race should be unforgettable for anybody that has seen a race on TV or live at the stadium.

The excitement of watching cars drive around at almost 200 mph is lost on some, but for some people it's become almost a religion.

NASCAR, an acronym for National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing, is the subject of the latest IMAX phenomenon, "NASCAR 3D: The IMAX Experience." However, the film seems to be made primarily for educating the general public.

Not that that's a bad thing. The film deals with all possible aspects of NASCAR racing, so even NASCAR enthusiasts might learn something. Director Simon Wincer, the man that brought us the "Lonesome Dove" miniseries, brings us a film that makes us almost all of us care about the sport, NASCAR fan or not.

The script, written by Sports Illustrated NASCAR correspondent Mark Bechtel, is typical documentary fare, with interviews, stock footage, and a lot of factual information.

The first half of the movie deals largely with the history of NASCAR. The movie opens with a dramatized chase through the North Carolina wilderness, thus setting up the evolution of the sport that would eventually become NASCAR.

Following the discussion of the 1947 conference that laid the foundations of NASCAR, the film goes on to talk about some of the (relatively) early NASCAR greats: Junior Johnson, Lee Petty, Richard Petty, Kyle Petty, Darrell Waltrip, and of course, Dale Earnhardt.

Yes, they do have footage from the 2001 race that killed NASCAR's greatest star. Though they don't actually show the crash, they do make reference to it. Anybody watching the film with a more-than-mild interest in NASCAR had better expect an emotional reaction. The crash serves as a bridge linking the first half to the second half: How NASCAR Works.

This film goes through everything you can think of, from the engineers in garages building car frames and engines to the pit crews training 38 out of the 52 weeks a year.

The film discusses the importance of teams, how a typical race works, and even what the fans are like. People that know nothing about NASCAR would learn a lot from this film.

Okay, so there¡¦s nothing really special about the script, but that's not where this film excels. "NASCAR 3D" makes the most of the IMAX technology, and the filmmakers know it. "NASCAR 3D" is one of the few IMAX movies that have the IMAX specs right on the poster.

The film's remarkable cinematography puts you right into the action. Cars zoom past camera placed on the track. Cameras inside the car allow you to see what the driver sees. Aerial shots show exactly what a mob of 120,000 people looks like. The list goes on.

The editing job is top notch. Rapid editing gives viewers the impression that there is a lot more going on in the race than cars racing around a racecourse. An impressive sequence where stock footage of a crash is repeated all over the screen can best be described as awe-inspiring.

The IMAX sound technology is put to good use. The sound of roaring engines is strong enough to rumble the seats. Good luck in finding that same effect in movie theaters.

However, there is a surprisingly large amount of relatively quiet moments present in the film, so the rumble effect isn't used that often. This isn't actually that bad. After all, there is probably a limit to how much a person can stand to be vibrated.

The technological strengths of this movie make up for the blandness of the screenplay, making "NASCAR 3D" one of those rare documentaries that can keep viewers interested the whole way through.

If you're already a NASCAR fan, then "NASCAR 3D" is probably near the top on your must-see list. Well, I'm not so sure about what everybody had expected, but I suppose it's safe to say that it lives up to everybody expectations. If you're not a NASCAR fan, then "NASCAR 3D" is still a worthy piece of entertainment.

So "NASCAR 3D" is must-see material. The problem is finding a theater that plays it, as there are only 75 IMAX theaters in North America carrying "NASCAR 3D".
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Balto: Wolf Quest (2001 Video)
8/10
Better than first expected
17 February 2002
After seeing the commercials for this movie a bunch of times while watching TV, they only imply that this is one of those cute, kiddy, been-there-done-that film that non-Disney studios pop out once every month to combat the giant Disney empire. However, while actually watching this film, it turns out to be something completely different.

This film is *gasp* actually pretty good, and is easily better than the first!

The story, in a nutshell, is that our hero, Balto, had babies. While most of the pups look like their mother, one of them looks more like a wolf than a dog. She grows up and is unable to accept the fact she is more wolf-like than dog-like, then runs away. (She doesn't like being dominated by her father.) Meanwhile, both of them have the same dream filled with ice, a raven, caribou, and wolves. Well, both of them embark on a journey that manages to include all elements of the two dreams, then runs into a pack of wolves who must either leave the land they lived on for years or starve to death. Balto's daughter realizes her destiny is to leave her family and lead the wolves. Balto understands and lets her leave.

Yeah, I make it sound generic, but believe me, IT IS NOT! This film may be one of many that feature the "journey to find oneself" theme, but it succeeds extremely well! The message is deep, and the presentation is haunting with a little bit of comedy mixed in (the comedy is quite ordinary, so that may explain why the commercial makes the movie look so generic.) Add a great voice acting with talents such as Mark Hamill, Rob Paulsen, Jodi Benson etc., and you've got what may be the best direct-to-video animated motion picture ever made.
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Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001 Video Game)
Sweet!
6 December 2001
Anybody who's played the original Super Smash Bros. should know how fun it is to smash your friends as popular Nintendo characters. Not only are the controls so simple even a 5 year old could play, but it's also fast, furious, and most of all, fun.

A little bit after two years after its release, Nintendo announced a sequel to the best-selling fighting game. Shown at E3, it passed Star Wars Rogue Squadron 2 as the most anticipated Gamecube game. Over the next 6 months, Nintendo tortured their fans by revealing saliva-inducing options such as 292 trophies, 25 characters, 28 stages, an much, much more. Finally, the wait is over, and fans are treated to the greatest fighting game of the year.

The graphics are magificent. People claim the backgrounds are terrible, but they look fine to me. The character design is so detailed you can see the furs on Fox and the curves of the cloth for Mario. And most importantly of all, it goes at a blistering 60 frames per second. That's an amazing feat considering most of the things documented in this site goes at just 24 fps.

If anybody's a fan of Nintendo music, then this is the game for you. It remixes many popular tunes from Zelda's Overworld Theme to Pokemon's Battle Theme. The sound effects are wonderful, and best of all, there is none of the sound editing that plagued the first version.

Super Smash Bros. Melee is not a rehash of the N64 version, as it has been often called. It has brand new moves. Now, if you grab somebody, you have a choice of attacking the victim, or throwing them up, down, forward, or back. There are 4 Special Attacks instead of the usual 3, and you can dodge projectile attacks and mid-air attacks.

In the original Super Smash Bros., the one-player mode was going through a fixed set of 13 stages. In Melee, there is Classical Mode, which is a lot like the original, only the stages are mixed. There Adventure Mode, where the player goes through scrolling world with hazards before fighting your enemy. There is Stadium Mode, where you can play your character's target practice level, beat up a beanbag before seeing how far you can hit it with a bat, and fight against up to 100 computer characters. There is an event mode with 51 events where you fight in special pre-set circumstances. And then there are the 292 trophies which include people like Misty from Pokemon or the go-kart from the Mario Kart games.

But the truly amazing part of this game is the multiplayer mode, which is what makes Super Smash Bros. one of the classics for the N64. You can play the usual stock (lives) or time mode, but you can also play coin mode, where you knock coins out of your opponents and collect there. Then there are the special melee modes, with special battles like Giant Melee (where everybody is big), or Special Sudden Death Melee, where everybody starts off with 300% damage. This game WILL last you over 500 hours if you are a fan of the original.

This game is a perfect example of why Nintendo is so successful today. Like what has been mentioned earlier in this review, this game is fast, furious, and most of all, fun. If you are a fan of fighting games or Nintendo, then this game is a must.
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10/10
Wow.
31 July 2001
A little while ago, I gave this game a bad review. Boy was I wrong at the time, and now I stand corrected. As quality goes, this is the BEST game I have ever played! There are still a few complaints, but other games have even more.

First of all, the graphics aren't the best out there. The characters look better than in many other games, but backgrounds still don't match up to Super Mario 64. But at least you can go there this time. There are no voices except Navi's annoying "Hey!", but that's a minor complaint. And finally, the biggest flaw is that you can't fight bosses anymore, which is a big pity. That means the only thing you can do after beating this game is to start another file over.

But now that we're done with the rants, let's get to the good stuff.

TLoZ: OoT has the biggest 3D world I have ever seen! They've got a giant volcano, a huge lake, a desert, a forest etc. And each place is filled with villains and people to interact with.

And each of the 8 dungeons Link must play through are nicely designed with intricate puzzles and wonderful music. In fact, the entire game has nice music. Kudos to Koji Kondo there.

The control system takes some getting used to, but once you get used to it, you'll find out it works very well. Some people complain about the lack of an auto-jump, but I find that it works quite well. The Z-targeting system is a good way to fight your enemies. It adds realism to your fights.

This game is also long. It would have taken me over 100 hours to beat if I didn't have a cheat sheet. Overall, in my opinion, as far as quality goes, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time snatches the title of best game away from Soul Calibur, both of which were given 10s by more critics than any other games.
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Soulcalibur (1998 Video Game)
9/10
Better than I first expected.
22 July 2001
Being a lover of video games, I go around to different websites to check out other games. During my usual visits to several places, I've noticed two games that received the highest score possible. They are as follows: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64) and Soul Calibur (DC).

My sister, who is a fighting game fanatic, recently bought Dreamcast to play fighting game, namely Street Fighter Alpha 3 and Soul Calibur. After 3 months of searching, she finally received a copy of the latter for a present.

At first I was skeptic about how much I would enjoy this game, but D---! This is one of the best fighting games I have ever played! Everything about this game is great!

First, the graphics. They say Playstation 2 has better graphics, but none of the games I've played or seen other people play on it looks as good as this one. The characters are all nicely animated and look realistic! The backgrounds are detailed, stuff I haven't seen since Rare's Conker's Bad Fur Day.

The music is nice, but it still doesn't match up with the music from games like Zelda and Super Mario 64 or even Yoshi's Story. Ah, well, it still gets stuck in my head. The people all speak in Japanese, which is pretty cool, but I think it would be more appropriate if each people spoke in their own vernacular.

The gameplay is actually fairly simple and extremely addicting. Though the game is still not devoid of cheap moves, but with the blocking system, it's almost impossible to use them. And you can't spend the entire time blocking either. Overall, this game plays very well.

There is only one other fighting game that has captured my attention like Soul Calibur, and that is Super Smash Bros. With several features such as Mission Mode (where you play missions to earn points and buy art cards), it's no wonder the lasting appeal for this game is so high.

And did I mention two extremely cute girls?

This game is the best game I have ever played for the Dreamcast. If you have a Dreamcast and don't have this game, get it. If even a fighter-hater like me can get sucked in by its charm, then I don't see why anyone else can't.
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10/10
Wonderful!!!
26 March 2001
I'm 16 years old, and I enjoy this show as much as I do now as I did over 10 years ago. As a toddler, my family recorded episodes of this show. I loved watching it then. After that, for about 9 years, I kind of forgot about it, but when my youngest sister reached toddler age, my parents took out the old tapes of this, and boom! I was hooked again.

Another reason I enjoy this show so much is because it helped me go through some of the more turbulent times in my life. You can say the witty dialogue and such helped calm me down.

Not only is it entertaining, but it also teaches kids important lessons on life with classic yet flawed characters. For example, Piglet is very intelligent and possesses a kind heart, yet he is paranoid and cowardly. His friend Pooh is a bit braver and almost as nice, yet he's a little...empty in the head. And the list goes on.

This is a great show that helps young kids, and even older ones get through life.
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10/10
please, please, Please, Please, PLEASE watch the Japanese version instead of this.
20 March 2001
When I saw this film on November 10, 1999, I was a big fan of the original, and I was wrong in expecting this to be like the Japanese version. I should never had put my trust in 4Kids. Norman Grossman and Michael Haigney destroyed Takeshi Shudo's brilliant script with a bunch of, well, trash. The music was okay, but it would have done much better in something other than Pokemon. The Japanese score was much fitting. And what's with putting all that junk on the ending credits? Ugh. I nearly got sick to my stomach, considering the Japanese version had Kaze to Issho Ni at the end, which may be the best song almost nobody's heard.

If you're a Pokemon fan, please watch the Japanese version. It is MUCH better than this.
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10/10
I just didn't get this game.
12 October 2000
As the title states, I just didn't get this game. I have never been a fan of the Zelda games. The only one I liked remotely was the original, but I preferred watching other people play it.

The graphics were good, but I think the Mario 64 graphics were more realistic, and that game is...wow...26 months older.

The music was good, but the SFX were very annoying. The only voice acting in it was the very annoying fairy.

But it was gameplay where this game suffered. I did not know what to do, and even if I did, it's hard to control Link. I also get lost easily. But I didn't care. My faltering memory prevents me from remembering the songs, and I'm only 15 years old.

I think that there was too much hype put on it. I can see how some people like it, but it's just not for me. For games released in 1998, my favorite would still have to be Yoshi's Story.
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Super Mario Bros. (1985 Video Game)
10/10
Great game, but...
17 August 2000
it's extremely DIFFICULT. I have been playing this game since it was like 2 years old, and I still haven't been able to beat it! That proves how wimpy modern N64 platform games have become, since I am able to easily defeat its 1996 counterpart.

But the graphics for this game and its sometimes-cartridge-partner, Duck Hunt, seem quite advanced for 1985 and 1984 (respectively). At least compared to games like Excitebike (1984) and The Legend of Zelda (1986). The music is nice (although the dungeon and the castle music gets repetitive) and sound effects are cool. Once you've beaten this game, there's no need to play it anymore, but if you haven't, like me, you'll be wanting to keep playing until you beat it, and frustrated if you fail.

But this game is the same age as me, and I still play it at my friends house if they're hogging the Super Smash Bros. (I haven't beaten it yet.)
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Mario Kart 64 (1996 Video Game)
10/10
Warning: Spoilers Ahead, but not a lot.
15 August 2000
Warning: Spoilers
This game was really fun back in 1997. I still think it is, but unfortunately, very few other people do. I enjoyed this game enough to make it the first game I bought for the N64 back in 1997. I spent hours improving until I managed to get the extra section.

It's a lot like the original Mario Kart game, except it's a lot easier to control because you use a control stick and not a control panel, which can be quite frustrating when you have to make sharp turns.

There are some levels which can be frustrating, like Peach's Raceway and Bowser's Castle. Sharp turns in Banshee Boardwalk can have you racing in Special Cup for a long time, but still, this game is fun both in one-player and multi-player mode.
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Donkey Kong 64 (1999 Video Game)
9/10
Hilarious yet addicting. (Not completely spoiler)
15 August 2000
Warning: Spoilers
This game isn't exactly GOOD. But it's funny, and I can't help but keep on playing this game. It's extremely frustrating at times, but I still keep on trying to get the mystical number of 101%. With 8 stages and 25 golden bananas each (26 in D.K. Isles), you know that's going to take a long time. And it did. I spend over 35 hours playing trying to get a file from a lowly 30-something% to 101%, but in the end, I succeeded. But I spent lots of time trying to figure out what to do in places like Fungi Forest, Crystal Caves, and Creepy Castle with no strategy guides. It took a long time, but luckily some things were quite obvious, if you explore a lot.

Overall, this game is cool. The main thing good about it is its humor level. Almost every cinematic scene has humor in it. Especially the D.K. rap and the special extended ending. There are still some stuff that are a little bit mature for little kids, but I guess that's why this game got a rating of Everyone and not Early Childhood.
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GoldenEye 007 (1997 Video Game)
9/10
I've seen better.
15 August 2000
This game is not exactly the best N64 game ever. Sure, it's good, but only when there's 4 players. Without 4 players, the only fun thing to do is take remote mines and see how many people you can kill. But half of this game are levels where you have to save Natalya, so you'll have to limit your use of remote mines in those levels, and that gets quite boring. The graphics don't exactly reach the level of Super Mario 64 or even Mario Kart 64. And if you're talking a great multiplayer in a 1st-person shooter, you'll have to go with Perfect Dark. At least you can play "multiplayer" by yourself.
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Super Mario 64 (1996 Video Game)
10/10
It's great, but...
15 August 2000
It's a bit easy. That's about it.

The graphics are clean and realistic, except for the fact that some of the fences are 2d, but that's forgiveable. The rest of the graphics are cleaner than GoldenEye and many other N64 games. The sounds are magnificant. Everything from the speaking to the SFX are pleasant and realistic.

The camera angle is a bit frustrating at times, but it's the same for every platform game, like Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64.

I got this game as a Christmas present in 1997, and since then, I have dutifully gotten 120 stars over 10 times.
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Super Smash Bros. (1999 Video Game)
9/10
Very fun. (not trying to be spoiler, but watch out if you're easily spoiled.)
15 August 2000
Warning: Spoilers
This game is very fun, but some sensitive parents may see it as "too violent," which is kind of true, since this game has bombs and guns and you whack people with bats and things that look like lightsabres. But that's what makes this game fun. I guess the only thing that prevented this game from getting a Teen rating is the fact that the characters are from childish games, like The Legend of Zelda, Donkey Kong Country, Metroid, Super Mario Bros., Yoshi's Story, StarFox, Earthbound, F-Zero, and Pokemon. But still, some little kids around the age of 3 will cry when the big bad monkey punched their dear old Pikachu off the cliff.

The graphics are clean, but it's what people call 2.5D. The gameplay is easy to control but hard to master. The sound is amazing, but the announcer person gets irritating after awhile. You can play this game for a long time without getting bored of it, although some of the levels seem boring if you choose 99 lives on stock or 60:00 on time. And there are all those sore losers when things don't go their way...

But this is a great game and you ought to check it out. But fans of games like Mortal Kombat and Tekken will be disappointed because of all the childish characters and lack of blood, but Nintendo and HAL wants this game to be for everyone, and not just teens.
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Boys Will Be Boys (1999 TV Movie)
10/10
This is FUNNY!
13 August 2000
The plot of this movie is not very rigid, but that leaves lots of room for more hilarious antics than the first two Home Alone movies put together. (I'm not going to talk about 3 because I haven't seen it yet.) Except poor Skip (who looks a lot like Matthew Perry) suffered a lot more torture than Harry and Marv because it's two on one other than one on two.

Julie Hagerty wasn't really allowed to have as funny of a part as she did in Airplane!, and I was disappointed when the fight between Patsy, the Wellingtons, and the Clauswells ended so early. But oh well. This movie isn't called "Adults will be Adults." And I watched this movie at 3 in the morning, so it was constantly interrupted by infomercials. But what the heck. It's not the movie's fault, it's those ad companies.

Since this movie is mainly all antics, it didn't get much attention because most moviegoers don't like movies with all antics. Oh well.
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10/10
THE MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!!
26 June 2000
This film is known mainly for John Carigliano's score, which is fine. But all of its other qualities are overshadowed by it.

The costume design and cinematography are both superb. But what really interested me was the script.

The use of 5 separate little tales is a good idea. The 5 haunting stories takes place in 4 different centuries and are quite different but eerily similar. All of them deal with hope. The first four ends in tragedy, but the last one deals with triumph.

A definite 10/10.
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10/10
An excellent film
28 March 2000
This film is probably one of the best movies I've ever seen. I've seen other film greats like Gone With the Wind and Citizen Kane, but this movie is probably better than them.

I first saw it last March, and I grew to like it so much that I saw it 14 more times before year's end.

The best part of this film is probably the music. It fits nicely with the themes. I was extremely disappointed at the English version's music.

Kaze No Issho Ni, the film's ending song, is now my favorite song. It's heartwarming and can even bring tears to your eyes.

If you're a Pokemon fan, you should definetely check this movie out.
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10/10
Below Expectations
28 March 2000
When I entered the theater on November 10, I expected a film as good and exciting as the Japanese version. Instead, what I got was a piece of junk changed so much that it's almost unrecognizable.

The movie's main meaning and the animation remains, but other than that, everything else was different.

For example, Mewtwo was turned from a mischievous troublemaker into a 6'7" organism of evil heck-bent to destroy the world.

The music was the best part of the original, but it's the worst part of the dubbed version. I almost gagged when I saw the end credits, which was one of the best parts of the Japanese version.

If you're a Pokmon fan that hasn't seen this film, I would advise you to stay away from it. Watch the Japanese version instead.
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